This achievement will be the easiest one to complete.

All you need to do is 1) open the game through Steam

2) In game click on the button that says "Become Rock"

And you are done!

This achievement will have the same steps as the previous achievement, but after launching the game and becoming a rock you will need to (and you will probably want to) have the game on for 20 hours total playtime.

The next few achievements will be achievable in the same way as "Chad Rock".

Rock and Roll, will be achieved once you have played the game for 40 hours, and from what I gather you must be online throughout. It is still unclear whether this is achievable in the multiplayer mode or not.

This is yet again one of the newer achievements that require you to repeat the steps as stated in the "Rock and Roll" segment, but this time you must play the game for 70 hours.
We are not entirely sure whether or not you will be able to achieve this achievement in the multiplayer mode, but we will appreciate any information concerning this, so we can confirm whether or not it is possible.

As the last achievement, we have by far the most difficult achievement left... for this you will need to repeat the steps as told in the previous segments and keep the game running for 100 hours, while also staying online like described in the "Chad Rock" section.

This update added the new game mode "Rock Love <3". To get the achievement, you will have to navigate to the main menu and click the box with the game mode's name.

After this you will see two(2) googly eye rocks, and in the top right corner you will see a button that says Rock Love <3.
Once you have located that button, you will have to click it multiple times to gain new rocks in the game mode. The amount you will have to click will start at 50 and it will grow in increments of 50, going: 50, 100, 150 etcetera. You will gain the achievement after hitting the click goal seven(7) times, or clicking until the target says 400.
Now you should have this achievement unlocked. By means of difficulty this is one of the easiest achievements to get in the game Rock Life: The Rock Simulator.

As for this particular achievement, we had trouble in the past, figuring out the requirements for it. Thanks to recent information provided by cam we have a lead!

According to his experience he received the achievement by obtaining every other achievement, and then hosting a multiplayer lobby. This would make sense taking into consideration the achievements name, hinting to the fact that you launch the game, not for the achievements, but for the sentimental value it holds in all our hearts.

We must thank cam, for the information he so generously shared with the rest of the Rock community.

To acquire this magnificent achievement, you will need to launch the game (follow the instructions as described in the first section). After launching the game you will want to become rock (follow the instructions as described in the first section)

After becoming rock you will want to, first of all appreciate the beauty of the truly grandiose rock. After appreciating the rock, you will want to click on change scene. Repeat the steps until you arrive on the moon, gazing upon the greatest rock of them all, Earth. While you might not see the achievement pop up, because you will be too invested in looking at the beautiful Earth. Don't worry you will have the achievement.




Couldn't include pictures from the moon, since it would have been too distracting

This achievement is quite simple, it requires you to start up the game as described in the guide's segment #1.

After successfully launching the game and becoming a rock, you will want to seek out the "Change Scene" button in the top right corner. After locating the button, you must click on it repetitively until you reach the "snow map" scene (This scene will come up right after the "moon" map). Once you find yourself gazing at the most beautiful snowy terrain in human history you might notice that you have the new achievement.

Note: This particular achievement does NOT require you to be any certain rock. You will obtain the achievement either way regardless of which rock you have become.

Enjoy the season fellow rock enjoyers, and i will see you again next year!
Merry Christmas and a happy new year

For this particular achievement, you will wish to play the "Rock Tactics" gamemode. The idea for this gamemode was actually stolen by the developers of the semiviral japanese "suika game".

Now to actually get this achievement.
After starting up the "Rock Tactics" gamemode, you will want to combine the rocks in a way that takes as little space as possible, to avoid overflowing and losing the game.

You will have acquired the achievement once you accomplished a score equal to or greater than 2000.

This achievement is very simple to acquire. Once in game you will want to press the "inventory" button. This will take you to a menu, in which you may pick any sort of accessory from the menu and you will now have the achievement.

For this one, you want to repeat the steps introduced in the "Pure Form" segment except, in the accessories menu, you will want to click on "pets". The button you seek is the leftmost of the 3 (three). After navigating to the correct menu you will have a couple of options of pets. Just equip any one of them by clicking on them.

Now you should have acquired the "Pebble Pal" achievement. Congratulations!

If you are reading this I believe that you have learnt everything there is to teach about the achievements in Rock Life: The Rock Simulator, a truly eye opening and beautiful game.

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I hope this guide helped, and I certainly wish you too will have a lovely time playing through this masterpiece of a game.