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How to beat The -KAREN THE MANAGER SLAYER-
By Nixie
-WHAT IS A KAREN?

The Karen is one of the human species. She/Her/It/They eat brains and drink tears of managers. These nutritions give them chaos power and with this power they get more and more powerful in such a short time. They can produce extremely loud screams and scratch every part of your body with their claw-like nails. They probably have short and yellow or brown pixieish hair. If you see ''getting long to the space haired'' Karen it means you are in great danger because this spesific type can be deadly to a normal, innocent person. Stay calm and pray to Cthulhu. Then check my guide out you silly thing.

The Karen is especially dangerous for managers. So if you are a manager I hope this guide will help you a lot. If you are not a manager but just a normal person it will still help you because everyday 2973462394 normal people suffer from Karens around the world. Statistics.

Now after you understand what a ''Karen'' is and what she/they/her/it is capable of doing you are much safer than before. Don't forget that knowing your enemy can be lifesaving for you at times.

-HOW TO BEAT A KAREN?

In the game you will be having incredibly powerful weapons and your super power Hyperacidic Urine*. So it is going to be easy for you to beat her/them/they/we/she if you manage to avoid her and shoot her big fat juicy ass from behind. You can also aim for the head because it is so easy to spot it thanks to her superhard jellied hair.
Don't forget to load your weapons with the ammo boxes around. There will be other enemies like sh*tface, Yosemite Sam with no legs etc. Now you are ready for your salvation.

However in real life you don't have such unique and powerful weapons. Even if you have I wouldn't recommend you to use them cause we don't want you to get in jail do we?
So you know the other option* you have. ;) Stay hydrated dudes!
   
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6 Comments
Supreme Breen 30 Nov, 2024 @ 12:05am 
you know my mom made the karen haircut a thing she worked as a barber and did all kinds of hairexacts cuts so when one of my moms friends came in and wanted my moms hair cut which she replied with ok and made a copy of her same haircut her boss was so impressed he took a picture of it and posted it also the person who got the haircut her name was karen colb and they are still friends this day
the.rigby.clan 25 Mar, 2023 @ 5:01am 
i know someone who looks just like karen the manager slayer LOL
Nixie  [author] 27 Aug, 2022 @ 6:45am 
Np dude :cryptolove:
josephmother 23 Aug, 2022 @ 7:41pm 
thanks
Nixie  [author] 3 Aug, 2022 @ 5:46am 
Thanks dude :zhengn:
[HRS] Ozz 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:43pm 
Loved this guide hahaha :funkymonkey: :funkymonkey: :funkymonkey: :HESSTILLGOOD: