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How to not get suicidal while playin Brawlhalla

By Red

this is a guide that can save many lives and make sure to follow every step just so u dont get in trouble

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Category: Characters, Classes, Co-op, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Loot, Multiplayer, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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22 Jul, 2022 @ 3:49pm

10 Jun, 2023 @ 6:16pm

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Follow the steps very bery closely or else your life is over

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Follow the steps very bery closely or else your life is over

Step 1:

DON'T YOU EVER START PLAYIN RANKED

Step 2:

if you skipped step 1 and been playing ranked and have over 1k hours like me. JUST #¤"!#¤ UNINSTALL IT

Step 3:

insted of killing urself. take your gaming device and throw it out of the window. BUT before throwing it make sure u deleted brawl, cuz yeah f0ck brawl bro

what is brawlhalla ranked?

see brawlhalla ranked is like your toxic ex that you keep thinking about. stuck in your head tranna hit the "#! rank

lets not get to pissed :=)
feel like the game keeps getting worse now days so.

Step 4:

new update? dont update it. NEW SKINS? dont buy em.

omg how can i almost forget step 5

Step 5:

never, never ever like eveeeeeeeeeer never next lvl of never buy the mf 99€ pack or else you'll never gonna quit buying and lose all your child support saving money on this dumb...

Step 6:

if you have that one friend that wont stop askin you to play 2v2 and you can't say no. block him he is a bad friend and he wont help you go through this depression you'll experience, IF only IF he hates the game as much as you send him this guide and you both can stop eachother

Love to all my brawlhalla players but its time to stop... the spam has already won just give up

it will look like this 24/7 if u play ranked

21 Comments

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Raunter 5 Feb, 2023 @ 3:23am

still want to die

Tha_Ls 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:16pm

lmao

juno 4 Aug, 2022 @ 5:45pm

wait wtf how did steam know i was feeling this way

_Care 4 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39am

Good guide, can confirm

Vier 31 Jul, 2022 @ 2:06am

this is so enlightening and inspirational, ive actually grown past my suicidal thoughts and ive started investing less time into brawlhalla and more time into making my life enjoyable, thank you <3