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How to be a cat (Difficulty: HARD!)

By Hex: Sock Thief

Rule the streets like you own the place because you're pawsome!

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Category: Achievements, Characters, Classes, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs

Languages: English

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20 Jul, 2022 @ 2:54pm

20 Jul, 2022 @ 3:00pm

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Guide Index

Overview

STEP ONE: Meow

STEP TWO: Meow again... but a lot.

STEP THREE: Purr like a brand new V8 engine!

STEP FOUR: Crap in someones garden

STEP FIVE: Sleep

STEP SIX: Eat a mouse under a bed

CONCLUSION

Comments

STEP ONE: Meow

(Pronunciation: Me Ow ) is used to communicate with your fellow cats, it can also work on humans so they can pet you and feed you.

STEP TWO: Meow again... but a lot.

Repeat above but more frequent.

STEP THREE: Purr like a brand new V8 engine!

Humans love that ♥♥♥♥, the louder the purr; the more head pats you get.

STEP FOUR: Crap in someones garden

Take a dump in Margaret's freshly trimmed flowers, she won't know it's there as long as you bury the evidence!

STEP FIVE: Sleep

You can sleep anywhere as long it's in your slaves bed, closet or anywhere.

STEP SIX: Eat a mouse under a bed

I heard taking a freshly caught mouse under a bed tastes like a fcuking 5 star gourmet. Highly recommend.

CONCLUSION

Cat good.

44 Comments

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GERSON BOOM 24 Jan @ 4:43pm

meow! hiss! (claws at human then human pulls out a gun and starts to shoot)

Junipurr 19 Jan @ 6:47pm

Meow sounds or something

k.pearson141517 1 Jan @ 8:36am

Goose 29 Oct, 2024 @ 11:04am

MEOOWOWOWWWWWWPWOWOWOWOWO

Covfefe19 28 Sep, 2024 @ 8:40am

Meow meow meow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psychoactive Beans 7 Aug, 2024 @ 10:04am

meow woooo hgvbvghn vbh vxcg bvv bvgzV shajbhjmn, hsanbmj,nb

DecemberDuck 24 Feb, 2024 @ 12:07pm

Meow! Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow! Purrrrr purrrrrr. *I poop in my friend's garden* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *I eat a mouse*. The End.

DecemberDuck 24 Feb, 2024 @ 12:01pm

Step 1: Easy Step 2: Still a bit easy Step 3: Still a bit easy Step 4: Meh. Step 5: Kind of easy Step 6: HARD

anewhope 18 Feb, 2024 @ 11:57pm

Me ow!

Armoured Jester 12 Feb, 2023 @ 8:01pm

I must correct this guide. Cats do not meow for other cats after they've gotten out of infancy. Cats meow for their mother and humans.

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