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How 2 Lose
By T8Destroyer
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Category: Classes
Languages: English
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17 Jul, 2022 @ 5:48pm
23 Jul, 2022 @ 12:18am
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Guide Index
Overview
Use The Pawn 
How About The Knight? 
The Bishop, Then 
Uh, Rook 
Fine, We'll Use the Queen 
OH WAIT, THE KING! 
i'm sorry... 
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Use The Pawn
The best piece for losing. Has the simplest gun and the weakest ability.

  • Spawn friends who'll easily die
  • Distracts your opponent while you blend in and strike
  • No wait that actually works...
How About The Knight?
Knight has a freaking bow. Who uses bows?

  • Take aim at your opponent and release. Arrows will, of course, miss
  • Use the aimbot ability
  • Use the charge move to ram the enemy and strike at point blank
  • Crap...
The Bishop, Then
Literally just a priest with a blunderbuss.

  • Since you have a shotgun, keep your distance
  • Get up somewhere high and exposed
  • Fly down, throw the HOLY HAND GRENADE, which will launch your opponent into the air
  • Shoot em' like clay pigeons

This is harder than I thought...
Uh, Rook
By playing Rook (who has a sniper-rifle), you'll automatically be condemned as a filthy camper.

  • Use the wall to run away like a sissy
  • Or the grapple hook. I don't care
  • Go to the very corner of the map and take advantage of your ranged weapon
  • Use the wall to coax the enemy out into the open

I'm failing to teach you on how to fail...
Fine, We'll Use the Queen
Queen is, uh, bad. She just is...

  • Grab a piece to cower behind
  • Close the gap a bit then hurl the poor soul at your opponent
  • Quickly jump into the air to confuse the enemy and make it rain lead

Queen is still bad.

Definitely...
OH WAIT, THE KING!
Of course! The weakest yet most important piece in chess! And the cherry on top is that he's the only one without a ranged weapon! HAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • First goal is to get in real close
  • Go for a ground pound to get REAL close and disorient the enemy
Wait...
  • Swing your massive sword for high damage
No! Stop!
  • If they try to run, use your tractor beam to bring your opponent back
  • Slice n' dice til you have reached preferred amount of victory

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i'm sorry...
I tried


I really did






But we must face the truth...








There is no losing in this game.


Thanks for letting me waste your time
167 Comments
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Cheeze07 12 Aug @ 10:13am 
i love this
KITTY 24 Jul @ 10:32am 
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I did this against my will


unless your brainless like me and you still lose
KRABBY PATTY 11 Jul @ 8:19am 
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Nathl 31 May @ 10:49pm 
bishop is just jhon from Faith: The Unholy Trinity
YBita25 17 May @ 7:53pm 
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Crazy_Flying_Worm_Dude 22 Apr @ 6:53am 
you dumb person who made a guide for losing but its winning whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
jikidajackson 18 Mar @ 5:55pm 
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Zeku 9 Feb @ 12:23pm 
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