Carmageddon: Max Damage

Carmageddon: Max Damage

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Choosing your main car (Career)
By Andreas444
This guide was inspirited by my FlatOut 2 guide on the cars and by the Carma Boys group who knows this game and the series a lot better than I,but still,I did played a lot of Carmageddon so why not make something like this?
   
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Disclaimer
Ladies and gentleman,I am not an expert player,I am your average Joe playing Carmageddon after years of hiatus on the series,still I will give my best here to explain,according to my experience with said vehicles anyway and remember that each vehicle can beat another one in a 1v1 duel,with or without powerups. I will not talk about multiplayer since it`s dead,so I will talk purely about Career mode here,so something that might be good or bad in MP is the other way in single player.
Playstyles
Checkpoint Collector

These cars usually have a high top speed value and decent acceleration but most of the time poor armor so they can't fight other cars head-on,especially tanky ones without powerups. These type of cars are perfect for players who want mostly a regular race and not participating in combat,but remember folks,there is still a timer ticking down so sometimes do touch someone else`s rear end or just kill peds to give you more time to complete the race.

Tank/Wrecker

With these big bad bois,your only realistic way to win is to wreck every single one of your opponents,because they are usually big,have heavy armor,but really slow top speed and sluggish acceleration so getting every checkpoint will become boring and killing every ped is not a wise choice with these big baddies,since peds can be on top of buildings or in very tight areas.

Ped Eater

There is really only one vehicle that is the best at killing all the peds on the map and if you played Carmageddon for a long time,you know which one is it. But SIKES,I`m not gonna talk about it here.

All Rounder

Jack of all trades,master of none. That`s it,if you are bored of collecting checkpoints,you can go and duel with the opponents or just run over some peds etc. this is all up to you.
Max Damage with Eagle R


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

I will not add an Pros and Cons section cause Max`s cars are the literal definition of average,I`m not kidding really.
Max Damage with Tez Eagle


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

Same story as the normal Eagle but the only difference is that the updated Eagle has better handling compared to the original.
Die Anna with Hawk R


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Good top speed
-Decent acceleration
-Good handling (except on countryside maps,as it will tend to understeer there but it`s understandable since it`s not an off-road car)

Cons:
-Weak armor
-Don't bother going for hits as they will barely do damage,unless they are in critical state,then go for it

If you prefer racing rather than combating opponents then Die Anna`s cars are your best pick to start off.
Die Anna with Iron Hawk


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Easy

It`s literally the same car as the original Hawk but the only difference between those two is that this one has the better handling so...if you want the Hawk but handles better,pick the updated Iron Hawk.
Correct me if I`m wrong tho.
Vlad with Annihilator


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Hard

Pros:
-Permanent Hot Rod
-Highest acceleration
-Can do massive damage against opponents if the opportunity arrives

Cons:
-Permanent Hot Rod
-Weak armor
-Hardest car to drive as it can barely handle without spinning

Pronto,Marco?
sBinalla
ED 101 with Tashita


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Good top speed
-Decent acceleration

Cons:
-Poor armor
-Understeers like crazy

Oh look,a car that`s one of my favorites from the series,man,this car has probably the most realistic livery if I have to say so myself.
Nora Virus with Razorbill


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Good acceleration
-One of the best cars to complete off road races
-Jumps are non risky at all for it (most of the time anyway)

Cons:
-Weak armor
-Crappy top speed
-Do not bother to go hit a rival car when you are driving this

Certainly one of the most forgettable cars in the series,no one blames you if you forgot this existed at all.
Kutter with Countslash


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Hard

Pros:
-Excellent Acceleration
-Top 3 fastest cars in the game change my mind
-Looks sexy af

Cons:
-Fragile
-Barely does any damage to opponents even if you come at 300+kmh crashing into them
-Touchy handling

This car is the literal definition of Glass Joe,if you choose this,you might as well play on Hard without actually playing on Hard. It might not look like it but this is literally the weakest car in the game in fights so usually one hit is enough to put it in critical or even wreck it. Handling wise it`s unforgivable so it`s not the best for new drivers out there. If you still wanna drive it,practice on next to complete flat maps with no bumpy obstacles and see for yourself if it`s worth the hassle. All of these things aside,it`s still one of my favorite cars in the series.
Val Hella with Cleaver


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Wheel spikes can do some decent damage also cuck your opponents out of their tires so they become an easy prey to bully
-Decent top speed and acceleration

Cons:
-Weak at taking it from behind
-Tends to understeer

Again,one of my favorite cars from the series,it`s dope af,especially the livery.
Stig O'Sore with Volkswerker


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Decent handling
-Decent top speed

Cons:
-Weak acceleration
-Weak armor
Rusk with Degoryun


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Good offensive
-Decent acceleration

Cons:
-Crappy top speed
-Can't take it from behind
Nutkenz with Snaky Bastard


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Good acceleration
-Good top speed
-Built in turbo

Cons:
-Fragile
-Understeers like crazy

It`s the modern equivalent of Countslash but more generic looking,sorry but this is the most generic looking vehicle in the entire game.
Ed Lesgar with KVN Toucan


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Great acceleration
-Great top speed

Cons:
-Weak armor
-Touchy handling
Screwie Lewie with The Twister


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Good handling
-Good acceleration
-One of the best cars for off road levels

Cons:
-Awful offense
-Weak armor

The most famous car if we ignore Max and Anna`s cars in the series.
Madam Scarlett with Shredlight


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Everything

Cons:
-None

This car is so stupid,I hate it,best handling,one of the best offenses and defenses and can easily take multiple hits and powerups and still survive with next to no scratches...
The Brothers Grimm with Stiffshifter


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Good handling
-Good offense
-Good top speed

Cons:
-Weak armor
-Sluggish acceleration
Twig N. Berriers with Tropi-Kill


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Can SUCC peds in the front and burn them in the back
-Decent acceleration and top speed
-Decent handling

Cons:
-Weak armor
-The damage it does is inconsistent
Ivan the Bastard with The Bear


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Can take some damage
-Funny sharp blade thing on the front knocking peds

Cons:
-Slow af
-Weird handling
Roman with Crazor


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Good top speed
-Decent acceleration
-Can do good damage to opponents

Cons:
-Wide
Ed Hunter with Hevy Impaler


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Decent top speed
-Does a good amount of damage to opponents

Cons:
-Can easily be killed
-Weak acceleration

This car is based on one of the dev cars that they used back in the day to "run over" Tony for the ped animations in the first game,cool thing huh.
Otis P. Jivefunk with Caddy Fat Cat


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-One of the best harassers
-Can take massive damage and survive most of the time

Cons:
-Weak top speed and acceleration
-Bouncy suspension as basekit
Hammerhead with Project X


Playstyle: All Rounder
Difficulty: Hard

Pros:
-Great acceleration
-Good top speed
-Can do some great damage

Cons:
-Worst handling besides Annihilator
-The amount of damage it can take is inconsistent sometimes
Psycho Pitbull with Towmeister


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Does great damage to anyone
-Can take heavy hits and survive
-Decent acceleration

Cons:
-It`s tail can be distracting when driving,speaking from experience :v
-Crappy top speed
-Pelvic thrust makes it fly if it used too much

One of the best redesigns of the original cars. Also I have the mention that i love Pitbull`s cooperation with Anna to take down Dumpster down in the comic book and weirdly a wholesome moment between both of them to see who gets the higher kill count on peds.
The Terrible Twin with Siamese Dream


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Hard

Pros:
-Fastest car in the game
-Brutal acceleration
-Can SUCC the peds on the front for easy kills

Cons:
-Poor armor
-Wide so it`s easy to get hit
-Touchy handling

My favorite vehicle of the new ones added into this game. I think I have a thing for vehicles that are fast but hard to handle,depends on the game tho. :P
Halfwit Harry with Lumberer


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Good handling
-Great offensive
-Good for off road maps

Cons:
-Weak armor
-Acceleration is slow for the most part,it only gets good after 3rd gear

Looks cool but I never really cared about this car tbh.
Heinz Faust with Blitzkrieger


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-It`s literally a tank lol
-Can do massive damage if the opportunity is there

Cons:
-Slow acceleration and top speed
-Weird brakes
-Inconsistent handling
Mother Trucker with Rig O' Mortis


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-None

Cons:
-Everything

It`s a laughing stock in this game really,very slow,hell,even slower compared to the Subpressor and Super Suppressor. Which is a shame since in the older games it was a vehicle that you feared when you saw it coming towards you. So the meme with "You`ve been hit by...TRUCK!" goes to those 2 beast cop cars,sorry granny,but you lost the crown for this meme.
Don Dumpster with The Plow


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Best wrecker outside of the 2 tank cop vehicles
-Good armor
-Decent acceleration

Cons:
-Crappy top speed
-Weird handling
-Can easily be beaten if the AI decides to gang up together on you
Stella Stunna with Electric Blue


Playstyle: Ped Eater
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Best car for killing all the peds in Classic Carma races and your best friend for 100% hunting because of the built in Electro Bastard Ray
-High top speed
-Decent acceleration

Cons:
-Weak armor
-Tends to understeer and takes corners rather poorly
Cops Special Forces with APC


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Hits hard and dies hard

Cons:
-You have no use for it in the Career anymore since it`s the 100% vehicle that you unlock soooo...yeah
-Slow top speed and acceleration but you already know that cause of the other 2 tanky cop cars
Cops with CU:NT


Playstyle: Checkpoint Collector
Difficulty: Medium

Pros:
-Best meme car

Cons:
-It`s a meme car lol,do you expect me to say something negative about it,it`s always fun to drive and spin with it or wreck it yourself
Agent Debbie O'Nutts with Super Suppressor

Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Can kill anything in one shot
-Almost impossible to be killed

Cons:
-Slow af
-Trailer,just detach it

Wreck deez nuts if you can.
Chief Biggun with Subpressor


Playstyle: Tank/Wrecker
Difficulty: Easy

Pros:
-Kills anything in one shot
-Best car to wreck the Super Suppressor with.

Cons:
-Slow af
-Worst brakes ever

Do not touch this guy`s donuts. Or you will be history.
Tierlist
You can do well with next to every car in this game so,just play with what you want really.

S: Shredlight,Project X,Subpressor,Super Suppressor
A: APC, Eagle R, Tez Eagle, Hawk R, Iron Hawk, Towmeister, Siamese Dream, Countslash, Electric Blue, Caddy Fat Cat
B: Blitzkrieger, The Plow, Lumberer, Crazor, Stiffshifter, The Twister, Snaky Bastard, KVN Toucan, Volkswerker, Cleaver, Annihilator
C: CU:NT, Hevy Impaler, Tropi-Kill, Degoryun, Tashita, Razorbill
D: Rig O' Mortis, The Bear

Conclusion
I hope this list helped you choose your main car and playstyle,feedback is always welcome,but let`s keep it respectful shall we? :P

4 Comments
Smug 20 Aug, 2023 @ 12:15am 
I'd like to add in Cons list cars with stabbing weapons, like a Degoryun, Stiffshifter and Caddy Fat Cat, when you getting into group of peds someone gonna stuck on your car, that decreases speed and acc with handling
Vospi 14 May, 2023 @ 4:47am 
You're absolutely wrong about Mother Trucker with Rig O' Mortis.

"Pros:
-None

Cons:
-Everything"

My girlfriend, not a gamer at all, played 2 sparse days of Carma. Rig O'Mortis wound up being incredibly beginner-friendly. Yeah, it's kinda slow, but the handling is surprisingly good (of course with the trailer detached), and NOTHING affects you. Oppoenents in the quick game were running into her almost full speed to almost no effect; it looked, in fact, laughable how trite their attempts were sometimes. Falling down from a building, tumbling all over and face first sometimes doesn't even do _GREEN_ damage to you! And hitting back is no problem at all. This is all without any upgrades installed. Quick games of Classic Carma were a breeze.

"Pros: none" is _definitely_ out of place here. Which, sadly, makes me doubtful about the whole thing now, I was genuinely curious.
Demon Horde 24 Nov, 2022 @ 12:12am 
i think you underestimate the Rig O' Mortis

Sure it doesn't quite hit like Don's Plow . but the rig , has really good armor and is next best hitting after Don's plow. and it also gets a higher top speed than the plow.

but obviously the cop cars are the best hitters all round , the game makes you jump through hoops to get those though. but calling this vehicle a laughing joke is just flat out wrong. You really need to take some time with this vehicle and give it a mroe accurate run down , instead of just writing it off as a joke. your description makes it sound worse than the CU:NT . which it most certainly is not , it's quite a beast.
lowrez 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:03pm 
"weak at taking it from behind" LOL
Another great guide bro! Thanks :D