Step 1-Get a computer
Step 2-turn on computer
Step 3-download an OS
Step 4-Create a account for OS of choosing
Step 5-Go to search browser
Step 6-go to p*rnhub
Step 7-pleasure yourself
Step 8-go to twitter
Step 9-look at twitter for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds
Step 10-kill yourself cause you looked at twitter
Step 11-Have your dad (if u have one) beat your ass cause u killed yourself
Step 12-go to steam.com
Step 13-waste 1000000000000000000000000000$ on furry porn games
Step 14-look up tf2
Step 15-get tf2
Step 16-open tf2
Step 17-realize u actually got titan fall 2
Step 18-start playing that cause that game is actually good
Step 19-Get team fortress 2
Step 20-open team fortress 2
Step 21-join a public server and spray fem pyro p*rn everywhere
Spep 22-go to steam market
Step 23- buy ticket to play competive
Step 24--play 100 games of competive and realize u are ♥♥♥♥ at games and life
Step 25- go into training mode
Stap 26- W
CONGRATS U HAVE LEARNED TO WALK
NOW JUST MAKE SURE U FOLLOW THESE STEPS EXACTLY IN ORDER
IF NOT THEY WILL FIND U

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