Two Point Hospital

Two Point Hospital

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"You Got All The Best Lines" A Simple, Step by Step Guide
By Ugluk Grotchukka
Introduction

Hello listeners, and this is your host Harrison Wolf, here to shine some light on the Achievement THEY don't want you to get. What are they hiding? Why do my socks keep going missing? Well, I can't answer the latter, but together we can unlock the hidden potential THEY are keeping from you.

To gain this achievement, you need to come first in all 5 Emergency Ratings; if you've tried to do this, you'll have discovered it's agonizing to try and do through basic gameplay. But fear not, open minded listener, you can do this the cheesy gubbins way.

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Setting Up
Start the final level of the DLC, "Pointy Peaks" from scratch.

Instantly pause the game, then check the Hire Staff option; if there are no staff with either Driving or Flight, restart the level.

Then take out both Loans, you want to start with as much spare cash as possible.

Hire all the staff with the ambulance skills, and ALL the nurses. Those nurses are sure to know something about the medical conspiracy that's going down. Just don't bother with the Doctors, Assistants or Janitors.

Then purchase TWO (2) Wards, and place them immediately by the entrance, then set them to allow at least 3 nurses at work. Place food next to the Wards, and seats, and add toilet rooms. Make sure the whole hospital is heated.




(I also had a Rest Room and Pharmacy, but you shouldn't need these before the 3 months are up)

Now, delete all the starting ambulances, and buy the Feather Balloon and the Big Healer, one for each staff member you have that can drive or fly one. Purchase the second Ambulance Bay, to the right of the one you already have. Place the staff with Ambulance skills next to their vehicles.

And now we're ready to pull back the curtain and reveal the shocking truth THEY won't share, listeners...
Completing The Achievement In 3 Months
Unpause the game, but run on slow speed so you see the Emergencies pop up, and immediately pause when they pop again. Send ONE vehicle to each, we want to hopefully get there first, and take some, but not all of the people there. The Feather and Big Healer should collect enough to do this.

Whilst still paused, make sure the staff that can drive the vehicles are manually picked up and moved to just outside them again (They don't pay much attention to your friend Harrison, and wander off).

Release time, and as new staff come in for hiring, make sure to hire as many nurses as possible and put them in the Wards again. You want the arrivals to be Diagnosed as fast as possible, the Nurse skills don't matter, we just want to escape the Achievement prison THEY have us locked in, we can restart afterwards. Any staff that turn up with Ambulance skills, hire them too and place them in the park and purchase the same two vehicles for them as well. This is where the Loans help.

What you're aiming to do is have hopefully just one or two small loads of Patients get back by early February. When the Nurses say they are unsure of the Diagnosis, tell them to send them to Treatment anyway. If you get too many that randomly have diseases you can't heal yet, like Psychiatry, you may have to restart. Harrison Wolf doesn't need Psychiatry! That's just what they tell you to discredit the mighty Wolf.

Meanwhile, you send the vehicles out over Feb-March just to make sure you come top of collections. Ideally wait for the new Emergencies and send one to there, but if it doesn't look like they'll come, doubling up on previous is fine, as long as you are sure the other hospitals have got back at least ONE patient. They can have him, Harrison Wolf knows who is worth more. Unfortunately the Wolfster can't tell you yet, if you look at the stats page, it doesn't update until March. You can however see one of the One Star achievements raising, which will at least hint whether you're still in it; if it doesn't say 2 out of 3 in February, restart.

Keep time running, keep hiring Nurses, and redirecting ambulances.

All being well, on March 1st the Achievement will pop. Reset if not, and drink some of Harrison Wolf's Patented Brain Protein Shake, to Achieve Your Full Potential next time out.

Arooooooooo!
30 Comments
Ugluk Grotchukka  [author] 12 Oct @ 12:48pm 
Great news, glad it worked out in the end! I never had RNG for the other hospitals, as long as I left a few for them to pick up, I'd come first as I pushed them through the wards far faster, but nice to hear you got it at last too...
Ditto51 12 Oct @ 4:22am 
Finally got it by building up my hospital and just trying for several hours until I got lucky on the other hospital RNG!

Worth noting that just like how it doesn't update until March for January and Febuary, I think the graphs might be a month behind - I got it at the start of May but was only first for the previous 2 months!
Ditto51 10 Oct @ 11:32am 
Yeah this one, placing top in all 5 league tables. I just can't get the emergency reputation (or cure rate for that matter) to not be in last place when the 1st of March roles around!
Ugluk Grotchukka  [author] 10 Oct @ 5:41am 
I haven't played the game in a while, but googling, are you after the Speedy Recovery achievement, not this one? That's the one based on Emergency Reputation, this is slightly different.
There's a guide for that one here;
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/pc/359573-two-point-hospital-speedy-recovery/faqs/79855/level-3-pointy-pass
Ditto51 10 Oct @ 2:04am 
I wait until March, but my emergency reputation has been 0 each time I try!
Ugluk Grotchukka  [author] 9 Oct @ 11:13am 
You wont see reputation update until March, just get some but not all the patients; at least one other hospital has to treat a patient for the competition to work. The only way to be sure is run until the Achievement would pop anyway; you can see the Star Rating rising but not the other 2 you also need.
Ditto51 9 Oct @ 5:07am 
How does you Emergency Reputation work? Everytime I try, even if I do the rescues, the emergency reputation sits at 0... Doesn't matter if I decorate and have a perfect hospital, it just won't increase....
Ugluk Grotchukka  [author] 19 Sep @ 2:36pm 
Tirrikface, you need that specific map, "Pointy Peaks" and NOT any other, to be starting from absolute scratch and NOT using pre-existing hospitals, and you don't want the other rooms; everyone needs to be shoved into the Wards with as many nurses as you can get.

The advantage of the Wards is that the arrivals can stay in bed, and be cared for by the nurses and thus avoid deaths for long enough to get to 3 months. Same with the food, heat and toilets to be kind to those who might have to wait to get into the Ward. The seats keep them near it and stop them wandering and risking ill health.

It's an achievement that seems to be tied to the DLC which has a level specifically designed to stagger illnesses to give you a chance to pop it... when I tried on other maps I failed it constantly too, as I did trying to vary up the rooms in the DLC maps. But don't play the run sensibly; cheese patients into fast diagnosis, keep them in bed, and grab the majority but not all of the emergencies.
Tirrikface ☢ 19 Sep @ 9:23am 
I am probably about 10 hours of gameplay into purely trying to get this achievement on levels I have already 3 starred. About 6 hours of the attempts have been following this method and it generally gets me no cures as the game keeps throwing a bunch of illnesses at me that the ward and pharmacy can't cure and 3 months is not long enough to get more advanced cure rooms and staff setup.

I have spent about 4 hours trying to do it in a fully fledged hospital on Betts Shore as well and can't get it that way either. Even just sending 1 vehicle to each emergency ends up with me getting so many patients compare to the bots that I defaultly end up with more deaths and failures than them even with fully decked out roos and trained staff. I have all the DLCs and this is the only achievement I am missing and tis making me miserable! I just want to get it so I can finally start Two Point Campus damn it! :steamsad::steamfacepalm::steamsad:
Ugluk Grotchukka  [author] 17 Sep @ 5:54pm 
Harrison Wolf is pleased to hear his Achievmo-heads are still getting their hits!