This first step is actually pretty easy, all you need to do is look for your mouse...whats that?...oh...oh y-you lost it? BRO WHAT!!!! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A TUTORIAL TO LEFT CLICK. Ugh, whatevers, we'll help you find it I guess...

Okay, so you've somehow lost your mouse huh? Well today's your lucky day because I just hijacked this airplane right here and were going to BRAZIL!!! Now, I know that sounds bad but this your fault for losing your FU— oooh, I just need to calm myself down for a bit.

Hey, why don't you go to take a seat, yeah? We're gonna be in here for maybe 3 days which is about 69 hours. Please, whatever you do, make sure to not cause trouble. 'Kay thanks :)

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! WHAT DID YOU DO????? DID YOU BREAK THE PLANE!?!?! OH MAH GAWD BRUH!! WERE GONNA CRASH ALL BECAUSE YOU....YOU WHAT?? okay okay okay, listen to me, just jump out of the plane with those parachutes over there and when I say jump, we both jump, OKAY? Okay...3...2...1— NOOOOOO DONT JUM— 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

(TF2 Demoman says KA-BOOOOOOM)

[You're an idiot, no really you are. Bro you lost your mouse somehow. Like. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN????]

[You killed your one and probably only friend because you didn't have your mouse and because he forgot to drink his pepsi bottle.]

[Okay so now you're approaching an island. Looks like it's safe to land here so please don't be stupid. You're on your own now, kid.]

(TF2 Heavy says "I AM ALIVE...IS NICE")


You wonder off into this strange forest on the island and find out that EDP IS HERE!! OH NOOO! QUICKLY, RUN AWAY!!!!

OH SHOOT, HE FOUND YOU? WELL RUN FASTER. FREAK DUDE. HE FOUND YOU AGAIN? oh well. i tried.

[EDP Takes you to his island house or whatever those things are called. Idk man]

Holy sh- i mean poo poo dude. EDP has taken you to the nearest Popeyes!!! WOAH! Free food I guess but who cares...

[you eat your food and EDP sits down at the table with you, explaining why he plays League of Legends at 3am with ImJayStation]

you say to him "THATS BORING" and he gets REALLY REALLY mad 😠. In fact, he says it like this: https://youtu.be/36ETt68t6VQ
you quickly realize what demon you've just summoned and drop the Popeyes Chicken Sandwhich...YOU MONSTER!!! anyway, what was I saying...oh-oh yeah. So you started running, running as fast as that one blue hedgehog thing or whatever but EDP is unable to catch up.

You shout at him "HE HE HE HAW" from afar, and he shouts back with "You can run, but you cannot hide, you might as well find a weapon because we're gonna 1v1." as he finishes his sentence with a grinning smirk.

Your reaction to that information:

after being bamboozled. You run to the nearest tree to find a very long stick to hopefully use as a spear. Long story short, you found one. Yayyy!!! :D

wait whats this??? (LOUD crashing sounds) Oh no. Our stick....it's br0keN.

"YOU...IMBECILE (Says TF2 Spy) LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"
you're crying now, the one weapon that was good enough to destroy EDP is gone. You wonder to yourself what is your life's purpose? All you wanted to do was find out how to left click.

You sigh in agony...but...UH OH. EDP shouts to you "You've got 30 more minutes, and I'm comin' to get ya"
as he ends his sentence with the sussy among us grin...again.

You get up and stop crying and run away to somewhere safe, at least for now.
you think about how much time you have left until the 1v1...but

you look into the far distance only to see Saul from Better Call Saul!!! You ask him for assistance and he says to you, in wise words, "We're in this together, bruh"

The time is now. The 1v1 is about to begin. You and Saul Goodman from the show Better Call Saul are standing inside the arena from Clash Royale. Why is it on EDP's Island? NO ONE FREAKING KNOWS BUT HERE WE ARE!

EDP says this at the top of his lungs " I see that you've cheated." he says with an angry, yet disappointed face and tone. "So I brought my own friend to help in this battle, too!"

you and Saul Goodman from the show Better Call Saul look around only to see nothing.

Saul Goodman from the show Better Call Saul replies to EDP with "Oh yeah? Well where is he?" EDP smiles with another sus among us grin.

Saul from the show Better Call Saul turns to you and says "Do you smell somethin'?" but just before he can finish his sentence....DWAYNE (The Rock) JOHNSON POPS OUT OF THE GROUND FROM UNDER A ROCK AND SAYS TO SAUL GOODMAN FROM THE SHOW BETTER CALL SAUL:

"Did you smell what the rock is cookin'?" and as he finishes his sentence EDP says "LET THE 1v1......begin"

You and Saul Goodman from the show Better Call Saul are scared to the bone! ☠

Saul from the show Better Call Saul says "It was nice knowin' ya." and leaves you to die

The Rock and EDP laugh and EDP says "Aww, looks like you're gonna lose...time to DIE"

but wait, what's this? MINECRAFT STEVE??? IS THAT YOU?????

Steve slaps both the Rock and EDP.

The Rock is crying in pain on the ground whilst EDP is unable to get up. "You've destroyed me...but how?" he asks. And you respond with: "The power of friendship."

You and Minecraft Steve fly away into the night sky. EDP looks upon the both of you and sheds a tear knowing he lived a goo—HORRIBLE LIFE!!! Like bro, imagine getting beat up by a video game character in real life. 💀


And this is the end of our story.
Oh yeah, one more thing, just click the left button on your mouse(pad).