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How to not be insane and be a functioning member of society
By System_Reb00t
How to be good person
   
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Category: Achievements, Gameplay Basics, Walkthroughs
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9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:36am
9 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37am
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Guide Index
Overview
Why you shuld be gud 
Being good porson 
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Why you shuld be gud
Killeng people and hurteding them is bad!
If they die that is not good and hurt the town and it's economy!

Being good porson
  • Step 1. Don't go Postal
  • Step 2. Only attack when you are attacked
  • Step 2.5 (Optional) Don't attack at all, only pee on and kick people!!
  • Step 3. Wait in the lines! People don't like being cut in front of or killed while tryink to wait in the line for their dumb stuff!!!!
  • Step 4. Tame all the dogs, feed all the dogs food and unleash them on to the unsuspecting populace!! (This won't count as kills for you!) :o
  • Step 5. Go into police station and steal police outfit from the locker room on the top floor!
  • Step 6. Rule the town of Paradise with a iron fist, with your word as law, and bring down terror and pain, and make them wish for the sweet release of death, and deny them the salvation of a swift end to their misery! :D
  • Step 7. Nuke the city for a epic prank!
  • Step 8. ???
  • Step 9. Profit off of child labor.
  • Step 10. Congratulations! You are a functioning meember of society!!~!1




postal guy is happy!!!
8 Comments
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Lordo_ 23 Jul, 2022 @ 3:29pm 
hm
Juicy Berger 22 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18pm 
the stink
Janorjanorjanor 22 Jul, 2022 @ 11:57am 
how to be nice: just go about your day like a normal person with out anyguns, do your tasks, compleate the game and all that shit, use crack, donuts, fast food and weed [the best thing] to heal up
System_Reb00t  [author] 21 Jul, 2022 @ 1:37pm 
it is now
TheOuchGuy 21 Jul, 2022 @ 9:10am 
peace was never an option
SSS рукоблудник 18 Jul, 2022 @ 5:51am 
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electric tractor 17 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09am 
pumbl
AL0N3WARR10R 11 Jul, 2022 @ 1:14am 
poo guy