"Feast your eyes upon my battlestation... go ahead, be jealous. I know your mouth is watering just at the mere sight of this beauty.
But do not worry, do not fear, for there may be a life in which you get to experience such delight instead of me.

I highly doubt it though.

Anyways, no hard feelings, right? I let you witness such beauty, elegance, and perfection, and I get to use it. Seems like a fair trade to me. We will see each other in the deep dark depths.
Goodbye

"