Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice

Sekiro™: Shadows Die Twice

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how to not destroy your device while playing sekiro
By Belforzedse
mmm free steampoints yum
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step 1: gathering materials
ok so basically you want to not break your thing right like laptop and shi
so you need something to reinforce your device with or else your alcoholic dad will beat you up at 3 AM for destroying your device
so how can we exactly get the materials?
step 2: walmart
+hello sir welcome to Walmart what do you want
-hello warmat man see this cool blade i got yes it is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cool thank you give me
-give me
-give me wood
-me need wood
-me needa prevent myself from destroying me device
-me gon die fr fr
+sir please get out
+sir get out
+sir this isnt funn-
-🤓
+sir if you dont stop what you are doing i will be forced to call our security guards
+guards please take care
-*becomes THE STORM THAT IS APROACHIIINNGGG, PROOVOOOKIIIINGGG, BLACK CLOUDS IN ISOLATION*
-*parries the guards*
-*kills the guards*
-*emotes*
-*gets da materials*
-*leaves*
step 3: RUN
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step 4: building
so now you are home and you want to crack some 90's
alright so how do we needa do that huh?
first thing you want to do is separate your things and shi
ok so we have metal, bricks, wood
step 1: melt your metal
step 2: prepare your woods and bricks
step 3: *lego starwars the complete saga building sounds*
step 4: now you have the base material to reinforce your device
step 5: reinforcing
haha liquid brick+metal+wood go brrrr
step 6: yummy points mhmmm
hi hello yum steam pointsyummy giv me thank you ily bye
11 Comments
Chilled Cat 29 Oct @ 1:58pm 
this guide helped me out a lot thank you
nateraade 29 Apr @ 3:53am 
This is so extremely stupid and unfunny. No points for you, actual clown.
That One Random Dude 25 Apr @ 12:07am 
the fog is in my house
dungbaas 2 Feb @ 9:21am 
this is a great guide
Armetz 30 Jan @ 9:28am 
the fog is already there
Zykon 26 Jan @ 9:32pm 
schizophrenia gaming
Only A 23 Jan @ 4:39am 
you guys mad? i never mad on this game :steamthumbsup:
TheGuyFromTheThe 28 Oct, 2024 @ 5:53am 
i have a slight feeling the fog may be coming
John Shirt 19 Jun, 2024 @ 3:55pm 
the fog is coming
the fog is coming
the fog is coming
the fog is coming
XxXcoolboyXxX 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:47pm 
Didn't work :(