When you are born into this foul Beautiful world, hope that you end up in a country with these requirements:

1. Commonly wealthy country
2. Internet
3. Computers sold regularly.

(i would recommend to be born somewhere in the US)

If you do not suceed at least ONE of these requirements, just respawn and keep doing this until you get all 3 of these requirements.

Now just do nothing for the few 7-9 years until you reach year 7-9.

NOTE: Please do keep in mind that while growing up, being a model student and a great child could make it easier in the future to get your hands on Uno™.

Seeing as you were a nice child with nice parents and nice living conditions...
You're ready to ask your parents for your first PC/Laptop !

Ask them nicely, tell them it doesn't have to be an expensive one (as Uno™ can run pretty good even on cheap hardware).


















Now if you're lucky chances are you're gonna get it with no extra work.

But if your parents are a bit strict they might force you to do some chores, DO THEM.

They can also just force you to save up, i recommend doing chores for your parents or neighbors. Also getting money as a gift from your local granny also helps quite a lot !



But... if your parents STILL refuse.. then you'll have to resort to the 3.2 Section. If not skip to the 4. Section.

Your parents, or your living conditions failed you.



Graduate High School and wait until you're 18.

Then get a job. (I recommend getting an easy job like McDonalds™ or something similar)

If your parents don't mind you living with them (or under certain condition) and let you have a PC/Laptop with you, use their internet and electricity.. Then go ahead and buy one with the money you got from your job !

If not.. save up for a stupidly cheap apartment with electricity and Wi-Fi, and then get your PC/Laptop !

Hooray ! You have finally got your hands on a PC/Laptop !

Now we go to the browser engine of your choice, enter https://store.steampowered.com into the search bar and press enter.



Then locate the green button which reads "Install steam"



After that press the Blue "Install Steam" button (if you're on a mac operating system, press the apple logo)



A download should have started for the Steam™ Setup. After it's done downloading, open it up and install Steam™ on your machine.



On the sign in page, press the "CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT..." button.



Then just create your account with the email of your choice.



If you don't have an email go to 4.1 Section. for a tutorial on how to create one.

Congratulations ! You now have created your Steam™ account successfully !

If you're a 10 year old or an 18 year old, i would still suggest you make YOUR OWN email without your parent's permission since it would be hard to do anything in the future because you would need their permission for EVERYTHING.

Go to https://www.google.com/intl/en/gmail/about/.



Press the blue "Create an account" button.



Then just fill up your personal details, and you're done !



You now have a Google™ Email account of your own !

Now just ask your parents to buy Uno™ for you !

If you get lucky your parents might just buy it for you.

They might also make you do chores for Uno™ (DO THEM).
(You may also take advantage of Steam™ sales)



If your parents STILL won't buy Uno™ for you.. there's another way.

Use sites like: ENEBA™. They allow you to buy games without the use of Credit/Debit cards.

By using PaySafeCard™ you can buy these games by just paying at your local Real life Store !

Go to the Uno™ Steam™ Page.



And just buy it using your Credit/Debit card !

Finally.. you now have Uno™ in your Steam™ library.



With your life goal achieved you may finally die peacefully.

Goodbye. <3