Chess is a board game played between two players. It is often viewed as a smart person game, or a game for lame nerds depending on who you ask.

One of the goals of chess is to make your opponent lose. Doing this not only makes your opponent look like a dummy, but also makes you look smart and cool, which may impress many people and make them be very stoked on you.

Because of this, it is very important that we study chess and learn how to win at it so that we can look very cool and smart and not lame and stupid.

Here is a brief, step-by-step tutorial on how to win the chess:

1) Find an unassuming opponent.

2) Sit down at the chess table. Make sure you sit on the side with the white pieces.

3) Move any piece.

4) On your opponents turn, utilize sand to blind them.

5) They will now concede because they are blind.

You have won chess using clever tactics! Congratulation!

NOTE: This technique will not work if your opponent is wearing safety goggles. If your opponent is wearing safety goggles, you can use a high-powered laser instead for similar results.

Happy chessing!