Step 1. Find this cool game called ULTRAKILL on Steam
Step 2. Buy it with money that you definitely have
Step 3. Start playing it
Step 4. Beat it
Step 5. Beat it again
Step 6. P-rank every level on Normal
Step 7. P-rank Minos Prime on Normal
Step 8. P-rank every level on Violent
Step 9. P-rank Minos Prime on Violent
Step 10. Play Cyber Grind
Step 11. Realize you've been playing ULTRAKILL for 4 days straight
Step 12. Realize it was Tax season and you forgot to file and pay your taxes.
Step 13. Wait for the knock on the door.
Step 14. Use your new found knowledge from playing ULTRAKILL to parry all the bullets the IRS agents fire at you.
Step 15. You've done it.