Team Fortress 2

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Fire extinguisher : Act 1
By Simon Cummings
Going about the good old 2fort i stumbled upon a RED fire extinguisher in the BLUE sewers.
So i am investigating the maps which contain red fire extinguishers in Blue bases in every tf2 official map...or something i dunno
Currently examining the ACT 1 : Capture the flag, what are they trying to capture?
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TLDR Mannco economical crisis of using single colored fire extinguishers
As i shortly mentioned , i couldn't really wrap my head around the ideology of a Red fire extinguisher. Yes it is red, and it is quite symbolic. But you know what else is symbolic , red color for red team and blue color for the blue team. These fire extinguishers just feel like intruders that were left by the opponents to spy and gather information. Hear me out, they are invincible (i stood there and shot at a fire extinguisher for an hour or so and it didn't break), they fool any other player for "simply being a map decoration", and most finally, they don't even extinguish flames.

Some other brave soul might have already done this research of sorts, and perhaps there is someone better out there to do it, but i personally will start this research rolling to find all the infiltrator extinguishers.
Capture the flag maps (+includes mannpower;reskins;gamemode versions)
Starting off strong...
CTF_2FORT (includes Invasion version ctf_2fort)
There are currently 3 fire extinguishers:
<-Blu sewer
-Blue intel medkit -Blue intel room

CTF_DOUBLECROSS (includes ctf_doublecross smissmass edition)
Contains only 2 red fire extinguishers in the blue base.
Main intel entry:
^Upper intel entry

CTF_TURBINE
Also contains 2 fire extinguishers.
<-Blue intel by choccy bar
Main entrance to blue side->

CTF_WELL (including arena, koth, cp and some other version i forgot which one)
ctf_well contains 3 extinguishers.

1. Left side entry to blue intel
2. On the both sides of the stairs in the room above the intel.




CTF_GORGE (mann-power map)
Map which contains whole 6 fire extinguishers on the blue side.
1.As soon as you spawn in.
2.Surrounding the powerup.
3.In a communication room.
4.By the main gate.
5. Chokepoint to medkit

And unrelated
The anomalous door

Excluded CTF Maps
Dear readers might have questions about some CTF maps i didnt mention in the previous part. Yes, there are maps which lack fire extinguishers. Current examples are:
CTF_THUNDERMOUNTAIN
CTF_HELLFIRE
CTF_SAWMILL
CTF_LANDFALL

Which i personally can call a fire hazard by simply not having ANY fire extinguisher in map located whatsoever. There are simple examinations i did by researching these maps and their surroundings.
And i can comment on one thing about CTF_SAWMILL having a fire extinguisher case, but lacking an extinguisher inside of it.
Lore findings about extinguisher failures.
From current investigations, i have found these several clues about fire extinguishers mostly existing around intel rooms, as if secretly gathering some sort of information.

From what i understand is, that fire extinguishers found themselves in 2Fort battlements in 1968, when the whole gravel war started. They were separated in different parts of the badlands to gather information and to "extinguish flames". There were several attempts to spread the fire extinguishers across all the land to gather the information (*editors note, from current studies, i have not found out yet why fire extinguishers are found around or close to intel briefcases*).
Most of the attempts to gather intelligence were quite successful. But there were few bad apples in that mission.
Sawmill
A fire extinguisher was placed briefcase room for the information gathering. But the mission failed miserably due rainy weather.



Sawmill was the rainiest battle field, it flooded all the fire extinguisher communication servers, and made the extinguisher spy flee the scene, as he understood that most of the information was corrupted. Now just leaving an empty shell and a sign that extinguisher was once here. Now the sawmill briefcase safe is mostly guarded by the turtle engineers and at a times, rare pyrosharks.



Hellfire

There was a battlefield built in 1969 above an active volcano where mercenaries fought against each other using grappling hooks and power-ups. And also there was a plan to place an extinguisher at the crater of the volcano where the intelligence was held. After one day of holding a fire extinguisher underneath the briefcase, it was sprayed with the hot flames from the magma underneath and molten the bolts off the platform, making the extinguisher fall into flames, explode and then absorb it into the molten magma.



Landfall

In the August of 1968, there were placed fire extinguishers in Landfall to gather the information on the maps briefcase, but it also failed due information being blocked by the giant trees around the battlegrounds of landfall.



So the project "Tree-feller 2 Million" began in the early September. Then it also was cancelled because the second """special""" sawblade for the Tree feller was missing, and the second one was impaled on the wall of the Blue base..... and the device innards were scattered around the battlefield left to rust.



What are fire extinguishers do? Extinguish the device parts together? So fire extinguishers left the Landfall due having no use in a sawmill which also doesn't work.

Thundermountain

Fire extinguishers simply didnt have to do anything here, because the height of the base, constant thunders and lightning storms breaking the information frequencies rendering them unable to de-cipher the code.

Ending of act 1
The research is currently still a (work in progress) and i personally don't know when it will be completed.
This is all the information i can give you.
Thank you dear reader for taking some time off to acknowledge this article of sorts.


To the act 2
https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2824918541
11 Comments
Jariner 30 Jun, 2022 @ 3:10am 
million times better then the other meme guides
Simon Cummings  [author] 28 Jun, 2022 @ 10:03pm 
no. lol
Lukman52 28 Jun, 2022 @ 2:02pm 
Bro find blue ones too
We need to use them
็Carlos Saúl Schwarzenegger ﷺ 28 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm 
now search for blue extinguishers
itiger90 27 Jun, 2022 @ 2:23pm 
damn
theres alot of fire extinguishers
Cervidacorn 25 Jun, 2022 @ 9:24pm 
huh. Always wondered why there were fire extinguishers in tf2.
Ränch Läd 24 Jun, 2022 @ 6:57pm 
fire extinguisher
Cat_Soldier 22 Jun, 2022 @ 8:35pm 
holy crap, an actual meme guide that took effort and isn’t another “how to shoot gun” guide

10/10, it was a fun read
xxRainman90xx 22 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16pm 
How about you fire extinguish deez nuts
Meow :3 21 Jun, 2022 @ 2:10pm 
How about you fire extinguish deez nuts (delete this again if you like women) :NekoWaifuSurprised: