"BRO TURN YOUR [. . .] RADAR OFF YOU [individual of relatively low wit or intelligence]! YOU DON'T EVEN NEED IT ON!! DON'T GO ASKING FOR PEOPLE TO SHOOT YOUR [. . .] JET DOWN AND COMPLAIN THAT THEY DID WHAT YOU WANTED THEM TO!!"

"WHAT [in God's exalted name] ARE YOU DOING?!! YOU DON'T NEED THAT MANY AIM-120S TO SHOOT DOWN A [. . .] JET, YOU [neurologically-challenged] [defective male reproductive organ]!!"

"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET SHOT DOWN?! THAT IS NOT HOW TO EVADE A SAM, YOU [neurologically-challenged individual]! STOP FLYING SO [. . .] HIGH IN THE AIR!!!"

"WHAT [in God's holy name] ARE YOU DOING, YOU [witless child of a sexually overactive woman]!! YOU DO NOT NEED THAT MANY PYLONS! GET A BETTER TWR AND STOP TRYING TO SHOW OFF FOR [God's] SAKE!!"

"DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME THAT IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TAKE OFF IN THAT AIRCRAFT! YOU'RE THE ONE TRYING TO TAKE OFF WITH EIGHT GBU-38S AND HALF OF ALL THE AIM-120S OWNED BY THE ENTIRE [. . .] MILITARY! AND YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO TRY TO MAKE A VERTICAL TAKEOFF IN THAT THING?! [Due to the unsavory and functionally redundant level of expletives and arbitrary slurs included within this stretch of text, such that it would offend even God himself, a large portion of the paragraph from this point onward has been omitted. May our Lord in heaven forgive this wrathful soul.] YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST PILOT IN VTOL VR! UNINSTALL THIS GAME RIGHT [. . .] NOW!!"

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