There is a lot to learn about your new friend, so get to studying!



The Bucket holds many mysteries...so spend some time learning about them to show you care.



The Bucket has had many relatives throughout millennia, try talking to some of them to learn more about The Bucket.

Showing The Bucket your daily 9 to 5 can be a good way for them to get to know what you want out of a career.


You can get The Bucket a small gift, like a cold pop, to show them that they are worth the effort of impressing and getting to know.

Now that you and The Bucket are officially friends, you should show them what you hold dear. A good place to start would be your favorite show.


Its The Buckets favorite!


You can introduce The Bucket to the world of the best audio dramas and podcasts! Although The Bucket still likes space conspiracy podcasts the best...


You may not be so sure, but The Bucket says it is simply the place to be, so who are you to judge?

After a while of hanging out with The Bucket, you two decide to get the same job, The Bucket says that this will strengthen your bond.


The Bucket has always been eager to transport any liquid, well except anything too hot, like coffee. You show them that coffee is not their enemy, and get them acclimated to the office coffee pot.


Now that you two have been hanging out so much at the office complex, you start get a feel of the area. The Bucket decides it would be the coolest if you both made a secret hideout where no one can find you. You wholeheartedly agree.


After a year working for the office moving company, you and some fellow coworkers decide to throw a surprise party for the teams MVP, The Bucket! Needless to say, The Bucket was very surprised.

Its been years now. The Bucket and yourself have spent so many years laughing and crying together. You both decide that instead of driving over to each others houses all the time, you both could save a buttload on gas by just moving in together. You celebrate with wine, The Buckets alcohol of choice.


Moving in isn't without is hurdles though. You often catch The Bucket eating late night snacks. After telling them over and over that it's not healthy, you catch them in the act one night. Instead of the usual lecture however, you decide to indulge with them this time. As it turns out cheese and crackers are pretty dang good at 3 a.m.

The Bucket starts to notice that you haven't been yourself lately, and that its started to take a toll on your health. The Bucket eventually forces you into a group intervention with all of your friends. Seeing how much The Bucket and the rest of your friends care about you, you decide to put your best foot forward and better yourself.


You and The Bucket decide to finally face your fear of heights. It's scary at first, but you manage, and overcome! The Bucket is very proud.


You feel obligated to help The Bucket overcome their fear of bucket destroyers now. You show them that bucket destroyers aren't too scary if you're careful. After this, The Bucket feels like it can take on the world.

phew! :)

After entering a raffle, you and The Bucket are selected to star on your favorite game show: Is THIS a BUCKET? If you play your cards right, you and The Bucket could become hot shot celebrates!


If you followed the last step right, you and The Bucket should be famous now! Congrats! This comes with much opportunity to show your skills, and you have been invited to show those skills with your very own Ted-Talk. The Bucket wants to know what the topic is, but you tell them that it is top secret.


This is it...the performance of your life. The Bucket gives you a much appreciated pep talk and you tell The Bucket how you count have made it here without them. The Bucket almost wells up.


Once you announce to the audience what your Ted-Talk will be about, The Bucket is awestruck, but also very flattered. Not many people show up but it doesn't bother either of you too much :)


The talk is a success! With your wealth and influence you purchase the private club "Da Mind Control Facility". You have a private party there, living it up with your best friend The Bucket (Now Super MC DJ Music Bucket for the night).


You and The Bucket have been famous for a while now. With all the money from your various talk show appearances and sponsorship's you have enough money to buy an escape pod adventure into space for The Bucket. Its a long journey, you likely wont see them for months, but it would make The Bucket's life. As you put them in the pod to see them off, they whisper something into your ear..."Thank you."

You and The Bucket, having achieved everything, yearn to grow in spirit too. This step is pretty simple, you literally just atrial project after months of hardcore spirit training.


After spending countless years growing your spirit, you and The Bucket eventually visit where no human and/or bucket has gone before, heaven. You and the Bucket are at peace, knowing that you two have achieved your dreams, gotten famous, and reached ultimate enlightenment. What feels better than all of these accomplishments to you however, is the satisfaction of knowing that you had done it with such a dear friend, The Bucket.

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Why did this have to happen...it's so empty now...so quite now...I can't even vist heaven because my spirit has been tainted by a deep blue sadness...will I feel like this forever?


You die of loneliness and a broken heart, collapsed on the sidewalk. Is this all there's left? Is this really the end?

You awake in heaven, not entirely sure of your senses, you just died after all. It feels different than when you visited as a human, it feels more complete, yet without The Bucket, it also feels as meaningless as anything else. Without The Bucket...The Bucket...The...huh! You see them...by all luck you see your best friend in the whole world The Bucket, flying down to you. Of course! It all makes sense, this IS heaven after all! You ask how they have been and they ask you in return. You both talk with such relief and glee in your voices. It feels like you two talk for an eternity, and lord knows you two remain friends for the rest of eternity. Two friends who have been through all the world has to offer and more. Once thought to be inseparable, and now completely inseparable. The best duo of all time. You and The Bucket.















Sooooo yeah. If you follow all of these steps you should be able to befriend The Bucket from the Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe. Good luck, and thanks for reading :)