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How 2 wIN and not too Loose
By KelpChip
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2. Head to lane. Pick the lane thats shape best depicts your current mental health (i.e. wobbly, arced, hetreronormative, etc.). Picking the right lane will make it so you aren't in the left one. That's how being in a place works.
C. Play alone:
You don't need sweaty nerds telling you how to live your life with their babbling and incoherent non-advice. They don't even have mics, you actually CAN'T listen to them. History remembers the winners and, by God, you're a winner; prove it to them.
4. People, they talk, alright? And you know what: they're dumb. "We need more CC," "Stop running in a straight line at them when you're down seven levels and have no items," "I know where you live." Well, ya know what, I know where I live too. Bet you feel dumb now. Besides, what is this, the tower of babble? what does any of that mean? I don't care and neither should you.
5. K/D over family.
^. That's how you win the game.

Follow this quick guide and you, too, can be the prime player in Overprimes premier, possibly.
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A Quick Multi-Part Guide to Win
1.
2. Head to lane. Pick the lane thats shape best depicts your current mental health (i.e. wobbly, arced, hetreronormative, etc.). Picking the right lane will make it so you aren't in the left one. That's how being in a place works.
C. Play alone:
You don't need sweaty nerds telling you how to live your life with their babbling and incoherent non-advice. They don't even have mics, you actually CAN'T listen to them. History remembers the winners and, by god, you're a winner; prove it to them.
4. People, they talk, alright? And you know what: they're dumb. "We need more CC," "Stop running in a straight line at them when you're down seven levels and have no items," "I know where you live." Well, ya know what, I know where I live too. Bet you feel dumb now. Besides, what is this, the tower of babble? what does any of that mean? Is death not a permanent form of CC?
5. K/D over family.
^. That's how you win the game.
15 Comments
磁爆步兵杨永信 24 Nov, 2022 @ 1:55am 
nice you are right
Pystola 18 Nov, 2022 @ 2:44am 
all quick play
Mourningstar 16 Nov, 2022 @ 11:45am 
finally, real advice not given by fucken nerds
Dreadslacks 14 Nov, 2022 @ 2:22am 
how to losen't
KelpChip  [author] 11 Nov, 2022 @ 1:51pm 
:summer2019cockatiel: found a bird instead... lets just pretend it's a plane, together, as the joke flies right over your head
KelpChip  [author] 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:33am 
@PARTxCLOWN I don't have an airplane emoji, lemme go get one
BlanKetMoB 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:18am 
I love you
PARTxCLOWN 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:07am 
No one going to tell him he spelled lose wrong?
Niko 11 Nov, 2022 @ 3:08am 
Or in short: Minimize deaths, you'll win more soloq games.
Justice for Gustave 10 Nov, 2022 @ 1:55pm 
shut up and take my points! hahahaha this was gold