Start talking politics and use free thinking to initiate a neckbeard anger response. Anything that doesn't support working a 9-5 consumer i.t job will initiate a angry response from most players. Alternate method - say anything that isn't a penis / gay joke. This should instantly get about 4-5 neckbeards on your back within seconds. Alternate method #2 - Say anything involving the words "Leftist, Rightist, Liberal" to instantly trigger a response from people who get their political information off reddit. Make sure to herd the sheep properly and let them graze to keep your farm properly fed and nutritional.


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Sometimes there really is no saving someone. This situation applies to anyone who can only talk about ♥♥♥♥♥ and gay jokes in Mordhau chat. Start talking about going to the gym and the demons in their skin will start to burn from the inside out.