Very simple steps.
1. Click alt+f4, you will need to close the game first.
2. Go to steam>library>games>Apex Legends and click uninstall
3. Go to your front door, open it, go outside.
4. You will find something foreign and strange called grass. It's green and spiky and grows almost everywhere.
5. Touch it.
Done!
~Please give a thumbs up for this very hard work

In some places, grass is not available and instead on the ground you may find the following:
-Snow, cold white icy stuff that falls from the sky, covers the ground at certain times of the year. In that case buy a car and drive around till you see anything green on the ground and touch it. Very simple. Even if you still own a car, buy a new one.

The same applies if you see no grass but you see:
sand (yellowish grain that covers the ground in some areas),
rock (gray, black hard stuff that works very well for throwing at Karens)
Nothing (This looks like nothing)

And if you live in a friccin ocean or something, go outside, dive down until you find sea grass. (Kelp or seaweed should do ok).

If you don't live on Earth, tough luck. You will have to visit this planet to git sum grass.