Step 1: Change your pfp to png weed leaf to show you are not edgy and very cool

Step 2: Change your steam name to something cool, for example: A.ReptileDysfunction_Since1996

Step 3: Find A DBD Match with players using Steam

Step 4: Bring purple flashlight and give it to your chosen one

Step 5: Add the person you gave the flashlight to and hope they accept ur friend req. (They will 100% do it)

Step 6: After they accept ur friend req priv message them this:
''hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk xoxo''

Step 7: While they are reading ur massive paragraph for like an hour gift them all the dlcs they dont own. This is an investment to getting ur very own girlfriend.

Step 8: Get on a Discord call with them by bribing them with Discord Nitro.

Step 9: Find out they are male

Step 10: Either become gay or start all over again.

Disclaimer - ur gf may leave u after u buy them dlcs!