All you have to do is make a guide on the following
A guide on how to jump.
A guide on how to get good at the game be sure to write "Just don't die" and end it there.
A guide on how to uninstall the game while having 2000 hours into the game and still playing it. If you've made a guide like that chances are you don't like the game but you still play it.

Find a thumbnail that'll make people laugh before clicking.
The thumbnail should be the following.
A dead meme. (yea this guide totally doesn't have a meme for a thumbnail)
A shidpost you found on discord.
Or an out of context image.
Make one of the following a thumbnail for your guide and you will have finished Step 2

Now you just have to wait
If you're lucky unlike me you will get a storm of awards coming your way and you'll get cheap steam points
If not then you'll have to make 1 - 3 joke guides a day which will drown out useful guides but at least you gave it another roll maybe one day you'll be blessed with an award rain.

Now if someone thinks your joke isn't funny they might call your joke unfunny.
If that happens attack them and start an argument with them that'll last over 40 minutes.
Now always compare your playtime to theirs to boost your ego by 150% that'll show em!
If they beat you start insulting them and be sure to harass them on a daily basis
You will be very angry when you get called unfunny trust me YOU'LL BE SWEATY TOO SO UNLEASH IT ON THEM

KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!!
Use this as a last resort if they block you or something
if not then cry yourself to sleep with the thoughts stuck to your head

If you didn't kill yourself then you can do step 6
Step 6 is to rant on why the game sucks and whine about how 2.2 isn't out yet (i understand it's been 5 freaking years and 2.2 isn't out but robtops doing his best to get it out so don't worry it'll come this year if not then oh no)
as you may know 2.2 has the swing copter which functionally is literally the ship idk why i felt like bringing that up but i did

And you're done and if you're lucky you'll be sleeping on piles of steam points
Hope this guide helped you with steam point farming and making people lose the ability to laugh.
Have fun