SOME ♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANSIES IN THE DISCORD CRY ABOUT GOLEM FORTRESS BEING THE LITERAL BANE TO THIS CHAD UNIT
I LITERALLY WON THIS DUNGEON IN ONE RUN ON CHAIN X

THE CAPYZERKER IS A HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE CHARACTER THAT SHOULD NOT BE PLAYED BY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AND WIMPS

HE WILL MAKE YOU LOVE BUYING MAX HEALTH AND OBLITERATING FLOORS BEFORE TURN 3

IF YOU MENTION ANY SORT OF PROTECTION NEAR THE CAPYZERKER, HE WILL RIP AND TEAR YOUR ENTIRE PHYSICAL EXISTENCE TO DUST

HE CANNOT BUY CANTRIPS, WHICH IS HELLA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWESOME BECAUSE CANTRIPS ARE FOR THE WEAK MINDED AND NERDS WHO THINK SPENDING 10/11 GOLD JUST TO ZOOM ZOOM AND KILL ♥♥♥♥ MAKES THEM GOOD PLAYERS

THE CAPYZERKER IS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MANLY THAT HE CAN DO THE SAME ♥♥♥♥ BY TAKING THE HITS, WHICHS FUELS HIS ALPHA TESTOSTERONE LEVELS TO RAMPAGE

ALL GOLD IS THEN EXCLUSIVELY FUNNELLED INTO SPLASH ATTACKS, OR IF YOU'RE A COWARD, THE GREY PIECE OF ♥♥♥♥ (CAN'T SAY THE S WORD IN THIS GUIDE)

SINCE THE CAPYZERKER HAS SO MUCH GOLD FROM NOT BUYING THE STUPID CANTRIPS, HE WILL EAT SOME OF IT TO KEEP DISHING HEAVY PLAYS (WEALTH IS HEALTH)

BECAUSE THE CAPYZERKER RECOVERS MORE HEALTH THAT THE OTHER CHARACTERS IN EVERY LEVEL (THEY ARE F TIER BECAUSE OF THIS BTW) THE HEALTH UPGRADE IS NOT AS USELESS

IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OVERPOWERED NO QUESTION

YOU GET FOUR OF THESE WHICH MEANS ON AVERAGE YOU SHOULD GET ONE OF THEM EVERY TURN

IT JUMPS LIKE A KNIGHT EXCEPT IT ALSO COVERS ITS GAPS, YOU CAN EVEN ♥♥♥♥ UP THE GUY IN THE MIDDLE TURN 1
UNLIKE THE KNIGHT PIECE, YOU WONT GRIEF YOUR RUN IF YOU ADD CARDINAL SPLASH TO THE BEAR PIECE

THE BEAR PIECE IS SO POWERFUL THAT ANY SPLASH INVESTMENT INTO OTHER PIECES LITERALLY HURTS YOUR ABILITY TO GO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO TAKE AT LEAST AS MUCH HEALTH DAMAGE AS YOUR CAN RECOVER, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT IF YOU WANT TO BE JUICED BY THE GOLD TO FUND YOUR KILLDOZER BEAR MOVES

DONT BE A ♥♥♥♥♥, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BUY EXTRA HEALTH

THE CAPYZERKER NEEDS HEALTH BUT HOW MUCH AND WHEN?

IN 99% OF THE CASES, THE CAPYZERKER NEEDS HIS FULL AMOUNT AT THE BOSS BATTLE WHERE HE USES HIS MANLINESS TO SPEED THROUGH AND COMPLETELY WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THE BOSS

IN THE LEVELS BEFORE THE BOSS, YOU ARE ONLY EXPECTED TO DEDUCT 3 HEARTS, BECAUSE YOU USUALLY RECOVER THAT MUCH AFTER THE LEVEL IF YOU'RE FAST ENOUGH

IN SOME CASES 2 HEARTS BECAUSE THE RNG IN HIGHER CHAINS STEAL YOUR LIFE TO CREATE MORE MOBS

USUALLY YOU GET 3 MORE HEARTS BEFORE THE BOSS, WHICH IS BUYING UP TO AND INCLUDING THE HEART THAT COSTS 9 GOLD, THAT MEANS YOU AVERAGE 7 GOLD PER HEART FOR A TOTAL OF 21 GOLD. THAT IS 3 CANTRIPS BOUGHT ON THE CAPYZERKER FOR 9 GOLD LESS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

IF YOU'RE SWIMMING IN GOLD GO FOR MORE HEARTS AFTER YOU MAXED SPLASH ON YOUR BEARS

SOME ORANGE MASKWEARING DUMBASS SAID THAT

BUT IT'S TRUE

IF YOU ♥♥♥♥ UP, THAT'S YOUR FAULT
(EXCEPT THAT TIME WHERE THE GOBLIN BOSS SPAWNS ON THE 3RD ROW)

THE CAPYZERKER GAMEPLAY IS VERY DIFFERENT BETWEEN ALL DUNGEONS, BUT YOUR BUILD REMAINS THE SAME (MAKE YOUR BEARS SPLASHY AND BUST OUT THE MAX HEALTH)

INFESTED WITH THE MOST NIMBLE ENEMIES AND A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OF BLIGHT, YOUR BEAR MOVES EASILY MAKE ANY ATTEMPTS OF SURVIVING YOUR ONSLAUGHT FAIL SPECTACULARLY

USE THEIR BLIGHT TO MAX OUT YOUR RAGE AND GO FURTHER BEYOND FOR PROFIT

BEWARE OF THE EYEPATCH GOBLIN, IT'S THE ONLY THING YOU CAN'T DIRECTLY KILL WITH A CARDINAL BEAR

THIS IS THE DUNGEON WHERE YOU CAN ACTUALLY ONE TURN CLEAR ROOMS MORE CONSISTENTLY BECAUSE THEY CAN HURT YOU ON YOUR TURN

IF YOU CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BOSS WITHOUT A FULL HEALTH BAR (AT HIGH CHAINS) YOU MIGHT AS WELL RESTART

I SPECIFICALLY TALKED ABOUT THIS LAST BECAUSE APPARENTLY YOU GUYS AREN'T PATIENT ENOUGH (EVEN THOUGH IT GOES AGAINST THE CAPYZERKER MANTRA)

PRIORITISE YOUR TARGETS CAREFULLY, THE ENEMIES CAN SEETHE WITHOUT DOING ANYTHING

THE CAPYZERKER PERMITS YOU TO USE SHIELDS IF IT MEANS THAT HE CAN RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE WITHOUT THEM STANDING A CHANCE

YOU SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH TO BEAT THEM WITH YOUR BEAR MOVES, BUT I HAVE A SECTION ON THEM JUST IN CASE YOU'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH

KILL EVERYTHING ASAP AND TRY NOT TO KILL THE THINGS THE BOSS SPAWNS BEFORE YOU HAVE KILLED EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS NOT WHAT THE BOSS SPAWNS

REMEMBER THAT THE BOSS SPAWNS MOBS ON THE SPOT FURTHEST FROM YOU IF YOU SHOWED THEM YOUR POWER LEVEL FOR ONE SECOND

THEY ARE NOT A THREAT IF YOU STYLE ON THEM WITH YOUR BEAR SPLASHES

YOU NEED TO MAKE SURE THAT IN THE TURNS YOU ATTACK YOU KILL MORE THAN ONE THING, OTHERWISE YOU DRAW OUT THE GAME AND YOU'LL DIE FROM BLIGHT ATTRITION

TOO MUCH STEROIDS CAN KILL

CHAINS ARE WHAT SEPARATE BOYS AND MEN, NOOBS AND PROS
I.E. YOU'RE AN AMATEUR AND I AM YOUR MASTER

LITERAL BABY MODE, HOWEVER IT IS THE BEST WAY TO FEED YOUR DOPAMINE RECEPTORS (MORESO THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN THE GAME)

CHAIN 0 CAPYZERKER IS COMPARABLE TO PLAYING A 10 MINUTE VERSION OF DOOM ETERNAL

TRAILING BLIGHT THAT CAN GIMP YOUR TESTOSTERONE FOR FREE? YES PLEASE
NO OTHER CHARACTER CAN TAKE THAT AND SQUEEZE A BLESSING OUT OF IT

THIS HAPPENS TO BE MORE USELESS FOR THE CAPYZERKER THAN THE OTHER CLASSES SIMPLY BECAUSE HE HAS NO NEED FOR CANTRIPS
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ISN'T CHANGED WITH THIS CHAIN? MAX HEALTH; AS IF YOUR CANTRIPS WEREN'T CHEAP ENOUGH

THIS JUST MEANS THAT YOU CAN'T GO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ON LEVEL 1, IF YOU DO IT RIGHT, YOU'LL GET ALL OF YOUR LIFE BACK BEFORE THE NEXT LEVEL, AND CONTINUE DISHING DESTRUCTION FOR THE REST OF THE RUN

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AS IF MY BONER CAN'T GET ANY MORE ERECT

THIS SHOULD BE EASY IF YOU HAVE UTTERLY DESTROYED THE CHAINS BEFORE THIS

GIT GUD

hey, snoresville here
just wanted to say that while it's true that capyzerker can get very strong with bear splash attacks and max health, please don't neglect getting shields, ideally you would want 4 pieces with shields, preferably on bears since you'll be making the most risky plays when dunking enemies bear style

uh oh

he's coming

nononoNONONONONO


I DIDN'T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT PROTECTION!!! STO-