@KamiKafé i'll finish it for you (note: this is canon)
Papyrus: THAT'S A HUMAN RIGHT?
Sans: yea, also it's dead
Papyrus: HUMAN! I WILL SAVE YOU
Sans: no wait-
*Papyrus Does CPR on the Human*
*Nothing Happens*
Papyrus: DON'T DIE ON ME!
Sans: wha- nevermind
Papyrus: *HUFF* SHIT
*Headshotted by Bot*
Sans: *Blue Eye Activated* y o u d i r t y b r o- *Headshotted by Bot*
Soldier: erm... i'm probably gonna die too in a second here *Headshotted by Bot*
*YOU WON!*
*NO EXP NO GOLD CHEATER*

"SANS, ARE THOSE HUMANS?"
"pretty sure they're bots."
"OH."
"hey, whats that that got insta-killed by the bot?"
"OH MY GOD!"

@Roquet II Thanks + GEEETTTTTTT DUNKED ON, if we we're really friends... you won't come back
just wanted to do the sans joke

This is great