BBQ Simulator: The Squad

BBQ Simulator: The Squad

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How to please the bear
By The Duke
BBQ Simulator: The Squad offers a peek into the daily life of the average American father/butch lesbian. As such, it's incredibly rich with relatable day to day occurrences that these wonderful people endure.

In this guide, I will teach you how to please, or at the very minimum satiate the bear from bear survival mode.







   
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Step one: Add charcoal and kindling to your grill and light it.

Step two: Cook various foods for the bear, I personally recommend burgers as a nod to the hit character "Cheeseburger" from Far Cry 5, a fictitious bear suffering from type two diabetes.

Step three: Realize its not enough

Step four: Sacrifice your friends to the bear, you can do this by pressing Q on your key board while looking at them, preferably while they're sleeping

Step five: Realize it's still not enough.

Step six: Commit the ultimate act of sacrifice, lay down before the bear, sacrifice not only your body, but your very soul to the bear.

Step seven: As you bleed out quickly look into the night sky, you'll notice there's still no UFO
3 Comments
Loserlife 26 Dec, 2022 @ 11:35am 
oooo thanks!!!!
missile 18 Apr, 2022 @ 11:31pm 
Say a bunch of punk kids go out into the woods with a bulletproof vest and they strap it on a grizzly bear, then what do you got? Invincible bears. Is that what you want? Invincible bears running around, raping your churches, burning your women. Help us someone get all these bears out of here, stop these invincible bears
Newt 5 Mar, 2022 @ 2:26pm 
thanks! as i am neither an average american nor butch lesbian the bear fucking ate me, good guide tho