ELDEN RING

ELDEN RING

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The Elden Ring super guide!
By Rat Man
This Guide will teach you the best and optimal way to beat the game!
   
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Make sure to pick WRETCH because if you don't all your friends will laugh at you and push you around and call you a noob and its NOT fun... trust me!

Character Creation
You have to play as this character or the game will be a lot harder!!! (will explain later) try to make your character as close to this one as possible!!!

Playing the game
After creating your character skip the lore or whatever because who the ♥♥♥♥ cares LOL

as soon as you get into the game make sure to pick up the fingers (VERY IMPORTANT)
Passing the bridge
There is a scary looking bridge now I am scared of heights (O_o) so this part was very hard for me because I had to cover my eyes with one hand and play with the other xD! Make sure to put your controller down on a hard surface (desk perfectly) o you can play with one hand :D
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YOU WILL DIE
you are probs bad at da game so you will die :)
Waking up

After your slumber there will be an old hag who tells you to jump DO NOT LISTEN TO HER! THE HARDEST ENEMY IN THE GAME IS DOWN HERE! DO NOT JUMP!!!
now walk up the stairs and enjoy freedom!

DO NOT TOUCH THESE
These things will probably explode and kill you if you use them SO DONT!
just continue past it and up the elevator!
once you are up the elevator
continue up the stairs and to your freedom!
REMEMBER DO NOT INTERACT!
VERY DANGEROUS!! DO NOT INTERACT!

see that over there?
we will fight that (required)

pain

if you die once you are dead and have to start over so this is usually where I give up!!!


I would say this game is too hard :/
conclusion
game is too hard and sucks :) sorry not sorry!