Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

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Official Guide to Touching Grass
By eb and flow
Step 1: Uninstall tf2
Step 2: Quit your discord mod "job"
Step 3: Lose 600 pounds
Step 4: Go outside(without flinching)
Step 5: Touch grass
Step 6: GET SHREDDED LIKE THE GRASS


OFFICIAL GUIDE TO TOUCHING GRASS!!!!
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Grass - The most touchable substance on earth
Grass is common to the average chad non-gamer. However if you're a 600 pound discord mod you can't physically touch grass. Many gamers have a "gamer pose" were they cannot touch grass without breaking their back. Please refer this guide to them, they need help touching grass and they have sunlight sensitivity.
25 Comments
quickfix me 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:18pm 
🦎
eb and flow  [author] 3 Jul, 2022 @ 3:47am 
Regardless of the joke the meaning still applies, and you im sure needs to exercise at the minimum if you complaining about a touch grass joke
Bunny 3 Jul, 2022 @ 2:27am 
This joke is so retired, i go numb when i hear "touch grass"
The Prophet || Ham Mafia || 14 Apr, 2022 @ 5:03pm 
ight I can now touch grass
eb and flow  [author] 14 Apr, 2022 @ 5:22am 
grow grass
Coffeelauer 26 Feb, 2022 @ 1:30am 
what do i do, there's no grass in space
Adid 21 Feb, 2022 @ 6:20pm 
hit the grass bozo
The Prophet || Ham Mafia || 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:07pm 
Lucky me it's not Antarctica
The Prophet || Ham Mafia || 21 Feb, 2022 @ 12:06pm 
I don't live in a desert, I live where there a lot of snow and I find any grass
ProbNotCross 21 Feb, 2022 @ 9:34am 
too hard for me, dislike