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Player Archetypes You'll Encounter

By THETA🌭ZER0 and 1 collaborators

The types of players you will encounter online according to their weapon preferences.

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Category: Characters, Classes, Co-op, Game Modes, Gameplay Basics, Multiplayer, Secrets, Story or Lore, Walkthroughs, Weapons

Languages: English

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2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:30pm

21 Sep, 2022 @ 7:49am

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Guide Index

Overview

BOW COOMER

ADHD BLADES

GUNLANCE CHADS

BERSERK FANBOYS

UNGA BUNGA

TIER HUMPER

HEALING HORN

FOREIGN EXCHANGE GLAIVE

LANCE USERS

LIGHT TIER HUMPER

SINGLE PLAYER EXPERIENCE

SWITCH BLADE/CHARGE AXE

THE ITEM MENU

DOG LOVERS

CAT CRUTCH

GUIDE READERS

Comments

BOW COOMER

Always uses female characters
Usually has neon colored hair
Always wears the most revealing/fetishy outfits
Only uses bow because you can play it one-handed
Rushed layer armor so they could put nerd glasses on their character
Gets the most angry when you point them out

ADHD BLADES

Doesn't have any set in mind, just uses armor and weapons with highest numbers
Never stops attacking, even when the monster is sleeping, captured, or dead
Seriously, they never stop attacking, their health is at 10%, why are they still attacking
Doesn't even notice text or voice chat, is most likely playing with monitor off and sound muted

GUNLANCE CHADS

The best players you will ever see
Makes their presence known by making as much noise as possible while jet boosting through the air
Are too shy to execute sleep bombs even with full wyvern's fire
Likes muscles on their sex of preference
Is fat

BERSERK FANBOYS

Has Guts's Theme on their playlist
Monster seems to die in half the time they normally do
Only ever uses chat to complain
Gets angriest when you mess up a sleep bomb
Has custom callouts making the same joke that mounting a monster is like having sex with it

UNGA BUNGA

Uses this weapon for the funny weapon designs
Has a 9 to 5 job and 2.5 kids
Only ever uses armor builds they find online, doesn't understand why
Wonders why they need to sharpen a hammer
Carries potions and literally nothing else
Gets censored by chat the most

TIER HUMPER

Exclusively uses meta armor builds
If they're missing a single gem or pendant from their build, they don't use the weapon
Uses sticky ammo but doesn't aim for the head
Uses cluster bombs when everyone else is surrounding the monster
Doesn't understand what support rounds do, carries them anyways

HEALING HORN

Uses one of the same three horns everyone else uses
Doesn't even bother attacking the monster, just constantly plays songs
Uses wide range and sometimes brags about it
Demands you thank them because they gave you Earplugs (S)

FOREIGN EXCHANGE GLAIVE

Only used by people who don't speak the same language as everyone else
You never see them unless you tilt the camera up, even in the gathering hub somehow
Are generally pretty okay at the game
Will run off to find another monster to wirebug mount in the middle of a fight
Still messes up sleep bombs

LANCE USERS

Don't exist

LIGHT TIER HUMPER

Uses mouse and keyboard controls like a nerd, still doesn't hit weak spots
Completely disregards teammates, will shoot directly at monster even if they're in the way
Doesn't even bother carrying status rounds, uses the same exact pierce build as everyone else
Isn't even aware tranq rounds exist

SINGLE PLAYER EXPERIENCE

Only other game they've ever played was Dark Souls
Probably not even the good ones, like they only played 2 or something
Is the sole reason you gemmed in Flinch Free
Would use an even longer sword just to friendly fire teammates
Will triple cart trying to parry every attack

SWITCH BLADE/CHARGE AXE

Insists the switch axe and charge blade are two different weapons (they aren't)
Acts like their weapon is high skill, still winds up doing less damage than the bow user
Eats might seed/demon drugs for every fight, even against a low rank Kulu-Ya-ku

THE ITEM MENU

Will disengage to lifepowder because one guy lost 1/10th of their health
Complains when you capture the monster, never said they wanted to kill
Complains when you kill the monster, never said they wanted to capture
Takes credit for a KO even on a team of three hammer users

DOG LOVERS

Never used a Palico, doesn't even know you can swap them out
Likes shiny objects, so only uses the Almudron pet armor because it glows in the dark
Spent more than 30 minutes designing their Palamute to look like their real dog
Doesn't have any camps unlocked, wouldn't use fast travel anyways
Manages to run across the entire map without picking up a single spiribird
Will pronounce "gif" like the peanut butter

CAT CRUTCH

Thinks they're better than Palamute users
In single player, will use a second Palico instead of a Palamute
Doesn't do enough damage on their own, so relies on their Palico
Thinks they need to bring a plunderer Palico for that .01% to get a gem they won't use
Actually likes the webp format

GUIDE READERS

https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2865706929

Thinks nothing on this list applies to them when they act exactly like it
Takes this guide's descriptions as a personal attack
Will stop using their weapon because people made fun of them for it
Doesn't carry lifepowders or barrel bombs
Is thanked for reading the guide anyway

65 Comments

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Silvaronin 1 Aug @ 5:20am

Unga bunga is correc.

Wet Water 29 May @ 12:18pm

As a bowgun user, i hate other bowgun users for that garbage.

Zoso 27 Feb @ 3:13pm

Strangely wholesome final point. Thank you for this guide.

Erebus 4 Apr, 2023 @ 12:18am

Nice guide xDD

RAPTOR 9:48 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:32am

Chargeblade and HBG user.

Chargeblade and Switchaxe are different weapons.
Chargeblade has a sword and shield mode for solid balanced offense and defense, and an axe mode for pure offense.
Switchaxe is pure offense, Axe for rapid strikes, sword for few bigger strikes.
They're two separate weapon types noob.

I also like the Palamute because adding a dog to the game is something I've wanted for a long time and now they have a dog pet in the game. I made mine look like my very first dog for sentimental reasons. He's long dead now btw... And I don't use the wrong pronunciation for gif.

HBG, I don't hump the meta, seriously, wtf? I am not fond of the support ammo so I don't use them in hunts. I also built to be a wall, or to have the best kind of shots available when needed. Sleep bomb execution is my favorite cheese.

Chimaera 22 Mar, 2023 @ 2:22pm

lance user here.

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Sanji's Toes 26 Jan, 2023 @ 7:28pm

As someone who mains hammer I can confirm I only bring potions

KARL 25 Jan, 2023 @ 8:05am

lance main wuz here.

ʙʀᴀɪɴʀᴏᴛ ᴄᴏɴɴᴏɪssᴇᴜʀ 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:13am

ADHD dblades here, can confirm that we never stop

Aurum 19 Nov, 2022 @ 4:51am

bubu..but CB and SA is different!!!

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