Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

Plants vs. Zombies: Game of the Year

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Why are there no girl zombies in the game?
By imsellthis
The reason why there are no girl zombies in the game is actually a virus that the girls put out to destroy the boys. That's why everyone is a zombie...
   
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Girls are jealous of guys.
Men were leaders everywhere, women were working in jobs they didn't want.Ads chase after cars and clothes, we work jobs we hate so we can buy things we don't need.You are not your business, not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive. You are not the contents of your wallet. As a solution to this, women established a club where they could only put on make-up and relieve the stress of the week and be happy.After a while, this makeup club grew and new female members started to arrive and this club was only for women.After a while, this club tried to rebel against the patriarchal system. The basic idea of ​​this club; We can only be resurrected after disaster, I would like to destroy everything beautiful that I will never have.The makeup club had officially become the army. They used dead men to destroy the patriarchal system. They resurrected dead men and trained them to attack other men.What they forgot was a crazy man and his name was Crazy Dave's. This man used the plants to stop the dead male zombies and he succeeded. The plant army wolf became the lord of plants.Even if the women sent their strongest zombies, it didn't work. Crazy Dave had a very strong defense and the women just couldn't get past it. Weren't women as great and sublime as they thought?
This is just a joke, ignore it.
This is just a joke, ignore it.
14 Comments
Isaac_MonkeyBoy 31 Jan, 2024 @ 11:50am 
where'd ya get the thumbnail from
7 15 Mar, 2022 @ 7:37am 
H
Cringepan 6 Feb, 2022 @ 8:23am 
What
Badgino56 5 Feb, 2022 @ 9:43pm 
what about dave and the player? also how do plants get into this... who cares if this is a joke! its real now
scream_jar 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:30pm 
rule 34 bitch this is a joke
imsellthis  [author] 4 Feb, 2022 @ 7:04pm 
ZeroZephyrum I know I didn't tell you. I said that because some people perceived it as sexuality.
DamonKross 4 Feb, 2022 @ 2:32pm 
rule 34
SAM LORE EXCIIITEEEEED!!!!! 4 Feb, 2022 @ 1:42pm 
you know its a joke too right proud?
imsellthis  [author] 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:45pm 
It's got nothing to do with sex.
SAM LORE EXCIIITEEEEED!!!!! 2 Feb, 2022 @ 2:14pm 
PLOT TWIST, POPcap haven't added girl zombies because it was for no one make plants vs zombies porn, unluckily EA made popcap create 3 worlds that feature female zombies on pvz2