Spiral Knights

Spiral Knights

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VERY BAD TIPS you should not do in Spiral Knights
By Goreshy
(mostly a troll guide)

THINGS you shouldn't do in Spiral Knights.

If you have any more worse tips you shouldn't do in Spiral Knights, feel free to comment.
   
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Best sword in the game
Proto Sword is the new cautery sword, but its pure pierce, best for Ice Queen and Jelly king.

Proto Sword is totally work 30kce because Chuck Norris has his hand on it. The reason Chuck Norris put his hand on the proto sword because he suck at using fist, he got his butt kicked by Bruce Lee, anyways. It can kill Vanaduke in 1 hit. go ahead type in zone chat PROTO SWORD FOR 30kCE!! BEST SWORD IN DA GAME, and proto sword will always be da best sword in da game.
Auction House tips
In the Auction house you always buy the most highest prices so peaple don't see u stingy on your money and buying cheap stuff, always buy the highest price :).
When it comes to selling mats, its always at least 10k, dat rare. If you have a Darkfang shield, its the same as any other 4*, 80k 40k idk.
Oversized Hamster/ Snarbolax
The bell is useless, just keep hitting the Snarby with a beast basher the shield will break until it dies, get elemental swords, especially the 5* brandishes. Also get shadow and elemental defense.
Squishy Box/ Jelly King
Make sure you have a proto sword which is pure pierce, does low dmg to jellys, very good, make sure u always have shadow defense. On the Boss, just keep killing all the mini jellys, and jelly turrets and don't use curse or poison vials because it makes it even worse.
Clifford the Big Grey Dog/ Roarmulus Twins
Never use the switch, get a pierce weapon and pierce armor.
on the boss u dont have to use the switch, just get hit by rockets and kill those scuttlebots as long u as u can. it may seem the have gray and red colors which mean they deal shock but naah, they deal pierce.
Giraffe/ Vanaduke
imagine him wearing a potatoe suit. Get pierce defense and shadow weapons, if you look closley at Vanadukes arms, (not the huge hand can claws) he has RLY SMALL ARMS, and a big oversized hand, it means hes weak XD. With your shadow gun, always stay in front of vanaduke, dont go behind vanaduke because youll die :P. Watering the mask, just water it at least 2 times, it always look dehydrated so just keep watering it. Also the run is all frozen, it may look like fire and lava but the monsters are frozen XD.
Words of Wisdom.
Always suck at this game.
39 Comments
Edward Wigglesworth 12 Mar, 2015 @ 7:54pm 
Better tip:
THE BEST GUN:
best gun is no gun
Edward Wigglesworth 8 Nov, 2014 @ 7:25pm 
Nitronome is the superior protobomb
cause its a NUKE.
the NITRONUKE will kill every single enemie in the level. even ones that havent spawned yet!
even bosses with phases and sheilds get killed in one hit
Goreshy  [author] 8 Nov, 2014 @ 2:28pm 
By the way Bread, this is meant to be what not to do XD.
House 6 Nov, 2014 @ 2:43pm 
This has got to be the best guide. Thank you so much. All my friends think i'm the worst now.
Goreshy  [author] 27 Jul, 2014 @ 3:53pm 
Shh Dash the hero aka Sir-Dachicus, just let it happen. No really, just let it happẹn,,,literlỵ (Shakaka)
Briimztone 26 Jul, 2014 @ 11:45am 
don't forget to take proto armor it's like all of the armors combined is 1!
will gaming 25 Jul, 2014 @ 7:00pm 
I see you used the words I told you.
Agenta 22 Jul, 2014 @ 6:50pm 
-Reissii Vanaduke is resistant to shadow, i think the reason for the neutral dmg was because it is dealing the normal dmg as well. Vanaduke is IMMUNE to shadow during his final stage.

As part of the guide, NEVER get more sparks, those cause you die even more. (They really, really do)
SantaJesus 21 Jul, 2014 @ 11:35am 
This was hilarious.
Tav Yen 19 Jul, 2014 @ 6:19am 
Throw all your Crowns and Celestial Energy away. The more you have, the slower you run, and the easier you are to hit.