Beginners Guide To Phasmophobia.
1. Buy random ♥♥♥♥ it doesn't really matter
2. Say hi to your Taiwanese step sister behind the door... she was adopted and hasn't eaten in years, they don't feed her there. She also refuses to eat anything besides white rice. if she gets angry scare her away with garlic.
3. Force your friends to join the lobby and ready up while your slowly saying his address.
4. Wait 40 mins on the 90% loading screen as your friend with Chinese sprint wifi loads in.
5. load in and get flashlights while forgetting to read the ghosts name and having to come back.
6. Repeat the ghosts name 3 times in a mirror by yourself. (it makes them happy)
7. Don't ever let go of shift just like I didn't let go of dem divorce papers.
8. watch as each of your friends slowly die as the highest level in your group sends each one of you to die to the shade as he stays in the truck knowing damn well that they don’t know what they doing
9. clutch via guessing some random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ghost type and somehow getting it right and being a hero for years as your friends watch yt bc they bored af and dont give 2 ♥♥♥♥♥.
Tip - When in doubt of the ghost type just guess demon and leave, works 15.27469% of the time

Sincerely, Chad Chaderson

P.S: guide only for pro user