1. Pump psilocin to death.
2. Put the servers in the booth (kick the dog out and throw a PC there for a penny and a half).
3. Create heroes who have all kinds of genders (there are about 36 of them).
4. If you are accused of poor optimization, ignore them and say that you are fighting for tolerance, and not for the fact that incompetents have lags on campudachters.
5. Do not stand still, degrade into a fierce vegetable (this is necessary to get into the LGBT theme and you were your own among your own).
6. The main condition is that you must have two or more fathers.
7. In twitch drops, you can (no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you HAVE to) throw pictures of people whose IQ is slightly higher than a herring.
8. Take the source engine and one tolerant student (preferably second grade), let the schoolboy write you a game.
9. Well, and most importantly, when your servers are lagging, write on Twitter that you are trying very hard to fix the lags (in fact, we just go to the booth and reboot the server (off and on) and so we ♥♥♥♥ the plug of the outlet for about 3 hours) and that you are a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ AS you are BURDENED with this problem.
Congratulations, you have created a top battle royal.