Eat a scrabbles board and wash it down with drain-o. Then, make sure your runny explsove diarrhea makes your entire house have tremors, then yell "SKITTLES, TASTE THE RAINBOW!" as you ♥♥♥♥ all over the place.

Paint your ♥♥♥♥ purple and make it look like a chaos eye. Then, go outside naked and try having sex with the air. When a girl walks up to you, say hey girl, want ♥♥♥ in your mouth? They'll run away. Chaos eyes look like this.

Buy 10 hermit crabs and go to the nearest big city. Let them run rampant through it. Although hermit crabs are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adorable, they can fry the universe in 2 milliseconds with their overpowered-as-♥♥♥♥ laser eyestalks.They'll fly around and fry people with their laser eyes. Then say "I'm causing chaos and daddy is so proud he wants to jizz on the earth!"

Yell "I like turtles" and the entire universe will explode.

If a necrophiliac encountered a zombie, who should run? Anyways, Here's some irrelevant screenshots to ♥♥♥♥ up your day more. Oh, and you're now an asshat instead of the champion of chaos if you followed these steps. That means im still the champion of chaos! Yeeeee! This is Catfish, rainbows make me Cry!

I WANNA ♥♥♥♥ DAT ASS HARD

*Jizzes in bush*

You guys got trolled hard! LOL!