Hearts of Iron IV

Hearts of Iron IV

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How to get a girlfriend
By Clax and 1 collaborators
As a Hoi4 gamer it is very hard to get a girlfriend, so to help you along the way ive created this guide for you.
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Step 1
Uninstall the game
Step 2
Go outside, Take a shower, and stop being a neo nazi.
Step 3
After a short amount of time you should find that girls are way more attracted to people with basic hygene and a decent personality, than a stinking and screaming hoi4 gamer.

Thank you for reading.
67 Comments
achmelvichj 26 Aug, 2023 @ 5:26am 
To get a girlfriend while playing hoi4, limit your playtime
Twyt 5 Aug, 2023 @ 2:55pm 
i only attrackt 80 year old stinky oiled up man
Clax  [author] 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm 
yes
Flantastic 10 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39am 
does this work on men
FishingTea 11 Dec, 2022 @ 7:26am 
shut up polish i gonna overrun you with my T-43.
stupid
Also i have a girlfriend
Im A Neo Polish
The Empire of Prussia 23 Jun, 2022 @ 4:00am 
im not being a neo n@zi im being a neo-communist
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ReeDoo 8 Jun, 2022 @ 9:01am 
very epic