Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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iA MANIFESTO
By d3Nk
The sacred code of Insulin Aim.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀The Way of Insulin
"Courage. Bravery. Absolute world-wide Domination. All words that have a Wikipedia article. None carry the power to decimate ones team over a broken window. Insulin Aim is more than a group of well minded people, it's a movement. From Under to Mid, to A to B. Strategies that put the great Hannibal Barca to shame. It's easy being the best. Everyone has a little bit of Insulin in them. With proper guidance, everyone is going to have Legendary Insulin of the Gods." - 54:13
Preparations
Forget the meta, the only guns you'll need from now on are the M249, Nova and most importantly the Scout! From this day forward, the majority of your playtime shall be spent with this fine piece of Austrian engineering. There's no such thing as an "eco-round" when playing the Insulin way, the proper way. When down on cash, sacrifice Kevlar. When asked for a drop, hand them a couple SSG's. Always a good idea to trade them between your teammates, at the start of the round or in the middle of combat. AWP-ers shall be frowned upon, opposing and friendly. It should always be your priority to style on them and deliver their precious piece outside the map.

Speaking of maps, Mirage may as well be the only one in the game. Use your sixth sense gained from exclusively playing on the A bombsite for thousands of hours and hit crazy noscopes - the pride and joy of any iA member, as well as their most important skill. Bind -left/-right to your mouse, as typing out the command every time can be a huge time sunk for those stylish turns.

Once you reach halftime, don't forget to leave the game and reconnect after a short cooldown. Keeping manners in mind, be sure to type "gg" before leaving and "gl hf" when queuing up once more! Fun Fact: did you know that with the help of a couple fellow members you can reconnect into a fresh game well over 10 times, resulting a score of -10 or above even before the first round starts?

Strategies
Terrorists
The infamous "Underground Strat" shall be executed at the start of every pistol round. Before the execution however, make sure either you or a fellow member has the bomb -this is especially important if you're not playing with a full stack- and if not, don't hesitate to take "drastic" measures if needed. Follow the route with pace and without hesitation: Apartments => Underground => Top-Mid => Terrorist Spawn => A-bombsite => CT-Spawn => Kitchen/Market => B-bombsite after which the bomb shall be planted for Short. Works every time*

Generally you're going to head A bombsite with no consideration for if you're getting others to back you up, all game long. Remember, it's best to be unpredictable, but hence everyone wants to be unpredictable, to master the art you need to be predictable. Palace is your second home, it's best to always flash the backside when entering in time for any potential pushing CT-s. Don't forget to drop the Bomb to the CT-s from time to time as a fake show of trust and switch weapons in front of them.

Counter-Terrorists
Protect the VIP. The window at B bombsite shall not be broken, in the occasion the window falls by a fellow teammate or member, so shall they. Punishable by death up to three times, after which they shall be removed from the game. Eye for an eye. Everyone is equal in iA. Remember, we eat 7 day cooldowns for breakfast. Have a stack of 3 or more to minimize the risk as well as have a minimum of 9 TK-s at your disposal!

In a cash-tight situation, you can always rely on the Nova, more specifically during a Palace Rush. Use Default to boost yourself up to Palace and reap the results. Now, you may think that that a long hallway may not be the place for the Nova to peak, especially compared to the corner peeking that can be done in Tetris - and while that's true,⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀.👍

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kjraud 13 Sep, 2024 @ 8:10am 
sigmaaa
pasu island 27 Jun, 2023 @ 10:11am 
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XinQ ^^ 28 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08am 
+rep
d3Nk  [author] 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:12am 
#DONTSLEEPONINSULIN
Banach-Ular 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:10am 
This guide is factual and awesome! Smash like #iAontop #Offthetwix