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How To Look Good
By Wait what?
1: Buy a "Green Hat" (Despite being useless for hand to hand combat, it redeems itself by being green and a hat. Everything Fish has ever dreamed of.)
2: Be me
3: Be 5 years old
4: Say "Swag" after every sentence
5: Act like a true Hipster/Gangster
6: You're ready to kick some butt, good luck you little swaglet (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Category: Characters, Classes, Gameplay Basics, Secrets, Walkthroughs
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9 Jun, 2014 @ 3:19pm
19 Jul, 2014 @ 3:10pm
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Kippy 30 Mar, 2015 @ 12:12pm 
I did this (Not really tho :D) and the game said, "YOUR MOTHER IS A FAT BALL OF FATTY FATS!!" And I said, "No, she's dead." And then the game said, "Die." And then my computer shut down. I couldn't get back on, so I got a new one. SEE WHAT YOU DID?!! >:(
Stack Man 2 Nov, 2014 @ 12:53am 
swag is actually stolen treasures/loot that pirates would wear.
Green Tea 27 Oct, 2014 @ 4:18pm 
Swagger is actualy a way of walking. Just so you know
Dornek 12 Oct, 2014 @ 8:14am 
Noone knows what is Swag ._. SWAG = Secretly we are gays m8s ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2B's Yummy Soles 22 Sep, 2014 @ 7:26pm 
best advice ever SWEG JK SWAG
Emmb 14 Sep, 2014 @ 1:09pm 
Thanks, swag.
Hoovy 14 Sep, 2014 @ 10:39am 
it wasn't helpful when i put on the green hat and was being like you i was kicked from every server and the ones you can't get kicked from i sucked more than usual and when i wasn't being you and i had the green hat off i could playw ith people and i was better
~̺͠͏Filipe2000 11 Sep, 2014 @ 3:41am 
swagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Nost 8 Sep, 2014 @ 2:51pm 
Gwene het tew muckh munie ned new bwud cuwuh cuz its impportent
Green hat too much money need new blood color cause its important
Big_Baby_Gaming 7 Sep, 2014 @ 4:24pm 
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) IS THE BEST FACE LOOK AT THAT BOTTY!