First things first, you need to play the game.

1. Open the game.

You have successfully played it!

Now you need to find someone to play the game with.

1. Uh oh!
2. Find the nearest homeless shelter.
3. Ransack it.
4. Kill all people inside the building.
5. Walk away from the homeless shelter.
6. Talk to a random person and "persuade" them to play the game with you. This may take a small amount of negotiating.

You have successfully found someone to play the game with!

Now you need to beat the game.

1. Beat the game!

Now you have completed the game!

Go leave a good review, as in all honesty, this is a pretty good game for someone just starting out. We need to support them in order for them to make more amazing games just like this one.

Thank you for reading the guide! Now play the game!

Hidden Achievements:
1. Beat the game in under 5 minutes.
2. Beat the game without dying.