GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE-

GUILTY GEAR -STRIVE-

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How to be as cool as Happy Chaos
By Artorias
Simple 4 steps to be like happy chaos
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Step número uno
You gotta adapt the Ideology/philosophy of Happy Chaos

So everything you need to do is become nihilist and do everything for drama.
Step two
Get a cool jacket and orange X-shaped glasses(REMEMBER: DO NOT WEAR ANY BOOTS OR SOCKS)
Suteppu 3
Paint your skin grey and paint the hair the same color as Happy Chaos

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Grow yourself some horns and obtain black aureola idk how but thats must have

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NO MATTER where you walk full blast the happy chaos theme so people know that you are menace to society
Step Four
Now the hardest step, take control of white house and spin yourself on chair infront of president to assert dominance then leave the white house, so people won't understand your motives for doing such a thing and watch them struggle to find the reason for yours actions
Happy End
Have a Happy time!

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39 Comments
Artorias  [author] 9 Apr @ 8:55am 
Be american
gone 9 Apr @ 7:52am 
how do acquire gun
RiverMenace 17 Jul, 2024 @ 2:27pm 
such happy chaos i can make with the information from this guide
Leblo7 31 May, 2024 @ 11:22am 
wow
Goldie 7 May, 2024 @ 6:29am 
i forgor
★ DeWiuss ★ 12 Apr, 2024 @ 3:26am 
You forgot about using the chicken or egg speech as a excuse for doing war crimes
tovact 11 Apr, 2024 @ 3:59pm 
Should we also get drunk almost 20x over the legal limit while we drive?
NekoDace 9 Mar, 2024 @ 2:16am 
i cant pass step 4 need help
GhastThe75 19 Jan, 2024 @ 6:00am 
Fck im not as cul as hm im 105 cm long
Self Inflicted Agony Circuit 12 Jul, 2023 @ 10:59am 
he just like me fr fr fr