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How commit not exist irl

By Tyrone

Extremely detailed description of how to, enjoy and execute the action of unliving.

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Tyrone
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Category: Secrets

Languages: Thai

Posted

12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

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Step 23

Step 69

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Step 1

First off, you are going to have to steal a mask, gloves and a few condoms.

Step 2

You are going to have to call your parents to tell them that you are going to need about 20 bucks for the bus ticket to your local gun store, better results and generally an easier execution if you do not mention your intention. Remember that!

Step 3

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Step 4

With great confidence, enter the store and hastily rush to the clerk and use your momentum to vault over the counter and give him a kiss, preferably with your right hand. Now you should be oh so much closer to completing your quest.

Step 6

Continue to grab any kind of fun pew pew toy and find some food for the fun toy.

Step 23

Now the time has come, you press your finger against the curved banana looking thing where your hand kinda fits perfectly around the grip of the fun toy.

Step 69

RESULTS BABY! YOU HAVE DONE IT. Now you may sleep longer than anybody can stay awake for

3 Comments

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Kaiser Wilhelm II. 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

Instructions unclear i fucked my dog and killed my hamster

Tim 12 Dec, 2021 @ 11:04am

10/10 would do again

Tyrone [author] 12 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am

It works

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