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how to be a pro in apex legends
By Omriko and 1 collaborators
Hello guys this is {redarts}, today we will teach you how to GET ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD
   
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7 Dec, 2021 @ 9:18am
15 Apr, 2022 @ 6:38am
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Step one: don't be broke 
my wife left me 
my dad is gonig to hit me with a belt 
juan. 
shrek is love shrek is life uwu 
Go absolutely bankrupt 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
lmao gg you ruined your life for a game 
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Step one: don't be broke
get good
by the laws of current online games, that will be 3000$
If you don't have the money, uninstall the game loser
my wife left me
my wife left me this is not a joke i want kiil myself.
If you find her, please contact me. The pain never goes away, oh god I still hear her voice--
my dad is gonig to hit me with a belt
my dad is gonig to hit me with a belt
The reason for that is, I wasted all of our money on the new heirloom
Oh god he is coming
juan.
Okay so this is an extremely important part, to become a pro you must:

Juan.
shrek is love shrek is life uwu
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It appears furries overtook this guide
OH GOD SOMETHING IS TOUCHING MY D-

CODE BLACK CODE BLACK
Go absolutely bankrupt
Ok so, once you are done with spending money, here comes the next step: Spend more money.
lmao gg you ruined your life for a game
didn't we all?
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GrumpyDuck  [author] 12 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm 
what the fuck do i have to do with this guide please get it away from my profile




that's a lie i feel like a child again.
zvi.lotker 12 Oct, 2022 @ 2:46pm 
orders unclear i acctidentaly spent all my money on this game lost my wife and made sweet sweet love to sherk


edit: after carefully re reading the guide and playing a couple matches it turns out that i did exactly what the guide was telling me to do 9/11
KyPHyJl_6AP6oC_CyKA 13 Dec, 2021 @ 7:03am 
Juan.
Loot 11 Dec, 2021 @ 8:11pm 
Understandable, carry on.