Yakuza 0

Yakuza 0

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Yakuza Beginner Guide
By Goku and 3 collaborators
How to beat Yakuza 0 in under 1 hour speedrun.
   
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Beating Yakuza 0
BEATING YAKUZA 0
  • Step 1: Open Yakuza 0

  • Step 2: Finish Yakuza 0 on hard mode

  • Step 3: Start Yakuza 0 again but on Legend Difficulty

  • Step 4: Beat that and get achievement


    Step 5:
  • Go to you nearest tunnel and Scream:
    SEX!!!!!
    SEX!!!
    I... I'm not doing sex!
    My...
    My whole existence!
    Has truly!
    BECOME SEX!
    SEX!!!
    "Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"
    No! I've become sex! Definitely become... sex!
    SEX!!!
    SEX!!!
    "Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"
    "Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"
    SHUT UP!!
    I'LL HAVE SEX...
    ...EVEN IF I DIE!!!
    SEX!!!


    • Step 6: Remember Real Yakuza Use A GamePad!!!
7 Comments
AxelTutty  [author] 30 Oct, 2023 @ 4:17am 
i beat it every day:deadrat:
shinbuilder0 #fent 9 Jul, 2023 @ 4:13am 
+rep helped me beat it thanks
Jotarojoestar 4 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am 
Yamero Takeshiiiii!!!!!
melodeidod 1 Jan, 2022 @ 1:14pm 
seggs :steamfacepalm:
Sam 31 Dec, 2021 @ 2:14pm 
segs :steamthumbsup:
名無し 30 Dec, 2021 @ 6:34pm 
seeeeegggggggsssssssssss!!
Braves 29 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47pm 
This hits hard, feel free to screenshot.