"Ahh, that's the stuff"
"Ah, that's the stuff"
"Ah, jail, a small slice of urine-stained heaven... With a little sodomy on the side"
"Ah!"
"A little scruffy"
"I regret nothing"
"And Joe Bob, son of Billy Joe Bob"
"And one to grow on"
"Are you saving again?"
"Ugh, are you storing cadavers in here? Someone light a match. *snicker* Wait, bad idea"
"Augh!"
"Ah!"
"Ugh!"
"Oof!"
"Augh, that's gonna be sore tomorrow"
"Ugh, that's gonna be sore tomorrow"
"♥♥♥♥ me, I better get home"
"♥♥♥♥ me, I better get home"
"I better get out of here"
"Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! Big sinner. Yup!"
"Oops, botched that one. I wonder how much his remains would go for on eBay"
"But- I just started yesterday!"
"Buttsauce!"
"Can't we all just get along?"
"What for? All the cars in this town seem to be props anyway"
"Close enough"
"C'mon, hurry up, I know you got minorities to oppress"
"Ow, cold turkey"
"Crap, sold out. *sigh* Figures, there are plenty of Larrys left"
"Damn, do all these people look alike or what?"
"Damn, here I was minding my own business, just enjoying my second amendment rights and you people have to freak out on me"
"Damn that stings!"
"Definitely some inbreeding going on here"
"Did I ask for cheese?"
"Didn't you just save?"
"Did someone slaughter a goat in here? No seriously I wanna know"
"Does my voice annoy you?"
"Does my voice annoy you?"
"Don't crowd, there's plenty for everyone"
"Don't these people have jobs?"
"Crap, looks like everyone in town had the same idea"
"Uhwuff, excuse me while I push my entrails back in"
"He didn't- I didn't-"
"Fascinating"
"Guess I better find the drop box"
"Guess I better find the drop box"
"♥♥♥♥♥"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥"
"♥♥♥♥!"
"♥♥♥♥!"
"♥♥♥♥ you!"
"Gee I hope nobody's taping this"
"Gee, that wasn't so awful!"
"Get down!"
"Get down if you don't want to die!"
"I'm here to pick up my normal clothes"
"Get the ♥♥♥♥ down!"
"Gimme some money!"
"Go long!"
"Man, I gotta stop smoking this crap"
"Grandfather of Jimmy Joe Billy Bob, cousin of Johnny Joe Billy Jimbo Bob"
"Guess I need to get up to the top floor"
"Guns don't kill people, I do"
"Happy Halloween!"
"Happy Halloween!"
"Happy Halloween"
"Trick or Treat!"
"Trick or Treat"
"Trick or Treat"
"Have a nice day!"
"This can't be good for me, but I feel great"
"Ugh, 'health pipe' my ass. That stuff is addictive"
"Hehhehheh"
"Hey I know, you've fallen and you can't get up"
"Hello Mr. Coleman. I love Facts of Life! You ever do that Leather Tuscadero chick?"
"Here, catch"
"I've got a note that says there's a package for me, last name's Dude"
"Here's some lead for you to recycle"
"Here's your tax relief"
"Here you go Uncle Dave, happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ birthday"
"Hey Ayatollah, how bout some service over here"
"Hey, Ayatollah, how bout some service over here"
"Hey chico, I need alternator for an '87 DeFuQue"
"Hey I'm just exercising my second amendment rights here, ya ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ communist"
"Hey it's not my fault, book the kid with the keyboard"
"Hey, Liberace, catch"
"Hey look, it's Uncle Dad"
"Hey mascot, I need a bad touch Krotchy"
"Hey! Now I can't feel my legs!"
"Hey, they left the door unlocked again!"
"Hi"
"Hi there"
"Hm, all out of cash"
"Hmm, all out of cash"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I'm not racist, these people really do all look alike"
"I'd like a hot number 2 to go"
"How convenient"
"♥♥♥♥, how far away do I live anyway?"
"How's this sound? You give me that last Krotchy doll you've got hidden up your ass, and I'll give you this freshly autographed Gary Coleman book"
"How'd you like it if somebody called you a lunatic?"
"Huh!"
"I am the law *laugh*"
"I can't buy that"
"I can relate bro"
"I definitely need more of that"
"I didn't expect that"
"I'd like to cash this pitiful and embarrassing check please"
"I don't feel so good"
"I don't think so"
"I don't think so"
"I feel better already"
"I feel better already"
"Gyah, I feel like I'll get hepatitis if I touch anything in this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town"
"I feel like ♥♥♥♥"
"If there were stricter gun laws, this sorta thing wouldn't happen"
"Geez, if the sheriff turns out to be Don Knotts I'm gonna kill everyone and then myself"
"If you say so"
"If you say so"
"I gotta find more of that good stuff"
"I got yer affirmative action"
"I have faith this system will set me free"
"Ugh, I knew I shouldn't have smoked that crap"
"I knew it!"
"I knew it!"
"I know what you're thinkin' but the funny thing is, I don't even like videogames"
"I'll bet that door is unlocked"
"I'm an equal opportunity lunatic"
"I'm bored already"
"Mmm, I'm experiencing a sort of burning, itching, spewing kind of effect"
"I'm really gonna bust if I don't take a piss immediately"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry"
"I'm sorry, I meant to do this"
"I'm sorry, apparently I'm feeling a little psychotic this morning"
"I'm so wrong"
"I'm so wrong"
"Oh my god, I'm the damn gimp!"
"Hell, I needed a vacation anyway"
"Hel-lo Miss, I need to buy some napalm. Uhh, to kill weeds in my lawn as far as you know"
"I need to take a piss"
"Woa-hoh, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida baby!"
"I regret nothing"
"I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first"
"Mmm, I think I need that"
"It's for my mother I swear"
"Awh man, I gotta take a wicked leak"
"I've really gotta take a leak"
"Jeez, I better get that looked at"
"Jeez, people must have been pissing on that wall for a thousand years"
"Just call me Dr. Euthanasia"
"Just kiddin'"
"*snicker* A long line, I suppose it was inevitable"
"Jeez, looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town meeting"
"Look, we both know you have one of those toys stuffed up your ass. How much you want for it?"
"And done!"
"And another one bites the dust!"
"Man, this apocalypse is some heavy ♥♥♥♥"
"Hmm, lemme fix that"
"I better get my ass home before some psycho shoots it off"
"Hm, this seems like a good route"
"I better drop this off at the arcade before anything bad happens to it"
"Score some cash, excellent!"
"Oh, I definitely need to get this looked at"
"Close enough"
"Hm, it's been a while since I've confessed. Hope I can remember everything"
"Hm, while I'm in the neighborhood I suppose I should leave something for the old man"
"I hope the ♥♥♥♥♥ appreciates the trouble I went to"
"Well these errands aren't gonna do themselves"
"I guess this crap ain't gonna get done by itself"
"I guess I better get started"
"Anddd ready? Go"
"Man I sure hope I get to sleep in tomorrow"
"Here it is!"
"There we go!"
"Ahh, there it is"
"That looks like the place"
"Oh yeah like I'll ever find that"
"I'm sure that seemed intuitive in the design docs"
"I was pretty hungover yesterday but I think I remember where I work"
"Hmm, guess I can do that anywhere"
"Stupid alternator"
"Go see Vince"
"Ooo, Gary's in town. I used to love What's Happening"
"Ahh, Krotchy, the hottest new toy this year. Hope they still have some in stock"
"Man, I can't go home looking like this. I better go pickup my dry cleaning"
"Pickup some milk"
"Hmm, those weeds are getting pretty tall. Gonna need something extra strong"
"Ooo, can't forget to pick up that package. Wonder what's in it"
"And steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network barbeque"
"A Christmas tree. Guess it's never too early to introduce a major fire hazard into the home"
"I think I'll need to keep an eye out for these folks. They're definitely hazardous to my health"
"Can't we all just get along? Guess not. I better watch out for those guys from now on"
"Well those people didn't seem very happy with me at all. Better watch my ass"
"Doesn't take a genius to guess what'll happen the next time one of them sees me"
"And one more group offended. Guess I'm just not a people person. Good thing I have Kevlar! Wait, do I have Kevlar?"
"Let's see"
"Hmm"
"Mhmm"
"Now where is that?"
"Ahhh"
"Guess I need to go here for that"
"Mission accomplished, with extreme prejudice!"
"Next"
"But how much trouble can I get into at a police station? Hmm"
"Stupid library book, ♥♥♥♥♥ can't even read"
"Oh yeah, gotta get that petition signed. Good thing I'm a people person"

"Too easy"
"Ahh, can't forget Uncle Dave's birthday. He always throws such excellent parties at the compound"
"Ahh, voting day. The system may be flawed but I'll do it because I care"
"Maybe I should keep that"
"Maybe I should try to escape"
"Move along!"
"My bad"
"My bad"
"My grandmother could beat the game if she saved as much as you do"
"My president is Chuck Heston. Here's your rebate ya damn dirty apes"
"I need some steaks for the Psychotic Friends Network barbeque"
"Hmm, normally I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice though"
"Glad to see my tax dollars aren't going to waste"
"Man, what these game developers won't do for a buck. At least it's educational"
"Ooo, Krotchy gets his own day! Why do I suspect the mayor owns stock in this toy company. Guess I'm just jaded and cynical"
"I wonder if he'll say that Willis thing. Maybe I'll ask, I'll bet he likes that"
"Hmm, I suspect the motorcade will pass by without incident due to the fact that all the cars in this town seem to be useless, exploding props"
"Nice catch!"
"Nice catch"
"No"
"No"
"No jail can hold me"
"No, more"
"Nope"
"No problem"
"No really, does the sound of my voice get on your nerves? It bugs me sometimes"
"Not a chance"
"Not a chance"
"Hm, nothing a coat of paint and some antibiotics can't cure"
"Nothing to see here"
"Not right"
"Damn, looks like it it's not gonna be so easy to get home this time"
"Not that one"
"Now I can see the music"
"♥♥♥♥, now I'm gonna have to cure myself"
"Crap, now I'm gonna have to find it myself. They probably keep 'em in the back room"
"Now I'm gonna have to find it myself"
"Oh great. Now my day is complete"
"Oh great, now my day is complete"
"Now that's what I call welfare reform!"
"Now the flowers will grow"
"Ahhh, now you can't say I never gave you anything for Father's Day"
"Oh I get it"
"Oh like that's not gonna get me into trouble"
"Oh look, I still have my matches!"
"Oh look they left the door unlocked"
"Ooo, mommy"
"Ohh, my head"
"Ooo, my nads"
"Ooof, my nads"
"Ooo, right in the stuff"
"Ooo, that can't be good"
"Ooo, that's gotta hurt"
"Oohoh yeaaah"
"Ohhhh yeaaaah"
"Okay"
"Ohkay"
"Okay copper, take me in"
"And one just because I can"
"And one because I have ammo left"
"And one cause you're fugly"
"And one for Bobo the space monkey"
"And one for Little Johnny"
"And one for the pope"
"And one for your mother"
"Only my weapon understands me"
"Oof!"
"Oh! Medicare ain't covering that"
"Oh, this is gonna be an expensive repair job"
"Oops"
"Ow!"
"Ow, my clavichord"
"Ow! Ooo! That can't be good"
"Ow! So that's what that feels like"
"Ahhh, time to partay with Mr. Napalm"
"I'm here to pay for this trumped up addition to some highway patrolmen's retirement fund"
"Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?"
"Would you please sign my petition?"
"Sign my petition dammit"
"Look, just sign the stupid petition. I got stuff to do"
"Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog"
"Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members"
"*choking*"
"Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally"
"Wooo, that's gonna be quite a wait"
"Right about now I'll bet you feel pretty silly putting all that money into your IRA"
"Say, that actually smells kinda good"
"Say, what's this?"
*This audio file is a handful of voicelines recorded by a member of RWS as placeholders
"♥♥♥♥!"
"♥♥♥♥♥"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
"Damn, I'm an idiot. Maybe I should check the map"
"♥♥♥♥, bet if I had looked at the map I'da known this was blocked"
"Hmm, maybe I should have waited for him to tell me where it is. Guess I'll have to find it myself now"
"Shut up moron"
"*Long sigh*"
"*Sigh*"
"*Sigh*"
"Sissy!"
"Mmm, slow roasted goodness"
"Mm, slow roasted goodness"
"Mm, smells like chicken"
"This is so humiliating"
"Someone stole my donuts and now you're all gonna pay!"
"Sorry"
"Sorry folks, the bible backs me up on this one"
"So that's what that does"
"Sounds reasonable"
"I knew that stuff wasn't good for me"
"Stupid book, Gary Coleman's autobiography would have been more interesting"
"Sure"
"Sure"
"Sweet!"
"Thanks"
"Thanks"
"That can't be good"
"Yeah, that looks like enough"
"Ahh, this must be the one"
"That's clearly wrong"
"That's definitely gonna be on my permanent record"
"That's gonna leave a mark"
"That's the one"
"That's the one, oh wait, no"
"That's the ticket"
"Mmm, that stuff really works"
"That was bad of me, wasn't it?"
"That was bad of me, wasn't it?"
"Oops, that was impetuous of me. Now I'm gonna have to find them myself, probably through that door"
"These better be damn fine steaks for all that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥"
"Woah, the walls are melting! Groovy!"
"The gene pool is stagnant and I am the minister of chlorine"
"This is gonna be sweet!"
"Crap, I'd thought I'd be home by now"
"Time to head home"
"Today's the first day of the end of your lives"
"Too dry"
"Ugh, my spleen's poking out"
"Unuh"
"Wow, Uncle Dave's having a party"
"Usually this town is crawling with cops. Figures, they're gone when you finally need some"
"That Viagra ♥♥♥♥ works"
"Video games don't kill people, I do"
"Damn, I can't even tell who that'll count for"
"♥♥♥♥, didn't go through all the way but they can obviously tell what my intention was"
"Hm, looks like the chad is still hanging on that one but I'm sure they'll count it"
"What ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ moron designed this?"
"Jeez, the walk home seems longer this time"
"Was that supposed to happen?"
"Well I guess I don't have to pay now"
"Well, I guess I don't have to pay now"
"Well, who'd a thought that would happen"
"Ugh, what a bunch of fanboys. Hope I get an autograph"
"God, what's that awful stench?"
"That was impetuous of me. I wonder where they keep the napalm. Well I bet I can find it"
"Where the hell am I?"
"Jeez, whoever designed this down was on serious crack"
"Damn, who will cash my check now? Maybe I'll cash it myself in the vault
"Damn, who will cash my check now? Maybe I'll go cash it myself in the vault"
"Whuff!"
"Whuh!"
"Why does this not surprise me?"
"Ah! Withdrawal is a ♥♥♥♥♥"
"I wonder how much these go for on eBay"
"I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back"
"I was wondering where the drop box is. Probably way in the back"
"Would it be safe to say your family tree is a Mobius loop?"
"Yeah baby, I am the lizard king!"
"Yeah yeah, blah blah, just cuff me already big man"
"Yeah, that's what they all say"
"Yes"
"Yes!"
"Yes"
"Yes!"
"You go girl!"
"You just know there's gonna be some variety of pickled testicles in here somewhere"
"You probably think I'm not a nice person"
"You probably thought you weren't gonna die today, surprise!"
"You gotta be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding"
"You gotta be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding"
"Say, I'm pretty good at this"
"*Snicker*"
"My bad"
"No problemo"
"One for Jimmy, the flipper baby"
"One for Mom"
"And one for President Hilary"
"And one for Steven Hawking"
"And one for the pope"
"And one for Uncle Dad"
"Oh, there's another one"
"Ooo, there's one"
"Oops!"
"Ow!"
"Augh!"
"♥♥♥♥"
"So that's what that smells like"
"This is surprisingly satisfiying"
"You gotta be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding"
"Uck"
"Ugh"