Kingdom Two Crowns

Kingdom Two Crowns

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Why Do Builders Lack Work Ethic
By Bushubean
In this guide we will attempt to explain the builder community's lack of work ethic and more importantly, how you can fix it
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What They Don't Do
Work ethic is a value based on hard work and diligence. When a Villager picks up a hammer, he is expected to do many things, but mainly build. Sadly I have found that building is something that builders have refused to do. They also should probably take cardio because they will not run for the life of them.
What They Do
So what do they do? They are willing to chop down trees but there is a catch, they are only willing to leave the town walls when night has fallen.




Now with this knowledge you would assume that they can also kill greed with their massive hammers. No. They are literally suicidal.
So do they do anything useful? Well they will go out of their way to find and collect as much gold as possible, some may consider this useful but personally I think it speaks more to their ravenous greed.
Editors Note: Sometimes they will stop their greedy ways for a second to wipe their lack of sweat.
The Drip
My theory for why Builders do not work is that they are trying to keep the drip 100. I will have to respect this even though it does put their lives as well as others on the line. The hat has been placed completely backwards at a 180 degree angle for maximum dominance. They are also have a slight V neck, (very small compared to the capital V that the vagrants wear but still crossing the line between rags and Gucci none the less). They also cannot scuff the Nike Air Jordan 1's as that that would be a crime


sheeeeeeesh
Conclusion
Builders may have drip but they are the scum of the earth and offer nothing to society. In conclusion we should stop giving villagers hammers and let the rest die off (this should happen within a day). Thank you for coming to my Ted-Talk.
17 Comments
Totally Chill 9 Jun @ 10:48am 
Builders are just undercover greedlings
Azreal DuCain 6 Jun @ 3:07am 
I was hoping for some actual tips when I opened this.
Trizzoli 3 May, 2024 @ 5:18am 
I actually think they are fearless!
Ketamarine 28 Nov, 2023 @ 3:10pm 
I have noticed some scuffed jordans in my Kingdom and I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
Get that DRIP.
akutle 10 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm 
LITERALLY like why do they just willingly kill themselves. when getting chased by greed they run at 0.1 speed
One Armed Larry 8 Jul, 2022 @ 9:30pm 
They are fixed to some degree but still have the iq of an infant when its night
Edgar from Brawl Stars 25 Jun, 2022 @ 5:51am 
They also give gang signals when you pass by them, truly drippy
LunaCee 11 Jun, 2022 @ 12:07am 
Uh-huh...
Uh-huh...

Yep. Evidence checks out. You've done a great service to science and society. Where's the nobel prize?
emaildotdash 19 Apr, 2022 @ 8:29am 
yes
Barrelmaker 7 Apr, 2022 @ 10:32pm 
"...you would assume that they can also kill greed with their massive hammers. No."
"Well they will go out of their way to find and collect as much gold as possible, some may consider this useful but personally I think it speaks more to their ravenous greed."
That's it, builders are greed turncoats and THAT'S why they're the scum of the earth.