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how to secure your spot in your parents basement
By (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Gelid ♥
this guide will explain the steps to play rust without even being forced to move out of the basement!
   
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Introduction
Im sure many of you are just like me: a 37 year old man addicted to hentai that passes time playing rust in his moms basement. one problem i contsnantly encounter is that my parents wont stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about me and telling me to move out. i finally cracked the code and am sharing my findings with the rest of you today!
Method 1: Isolation
tge isolation method is the first of the 3 that we will be going over in order to get angry parents off your ass and continue playing in peace.

in this method, you will be isolating yourself from your parents to avoid the problem. the easiest way to go about this is by changing the basement door lock and barricade the door. make sure you have a good stockpile of food and other items that may be needed for a long term stay.



you can make food runs every time your parents leave the house or order gopuff/doordash secretly to get food delivered right to you!
Method 2: Diversion
This second method involves creating a diversion that requires your parents full attention in order to not only gain control of the basemetn, but to control the whole house.

Some suggestoins are listed here:



All three of these methods have their pros and cons, but i will now explain how to figure out which method is best for you with this chart:

Method 3: Termination
If none of the first two methods worked, this leaves only one last solution, termination. Assuming both parents refuse to surrender the house upon your request, you musrt taek immediate action.


From here, you will be able to hide the bodies and gain control of the entire house.
Conclusion
After readingf through this guide, i hope i have helped you find a way to keep playing rust and watching hentai in peace without your parents interrupting

3 Comments
Cdubz 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:04pm 
My entire life I've been playing rust and I've enjoyed the hell out of it. The only downside is that my parents don't let me play 18 hours a day! Thanks to method 3, my parents have been wounded in my closet for 3 weeks! I'm not reviving them until they buy me big grin! #controlling
Navinnnn 15 Nov, 2021 @ 5:00pm 
wow my mom died in the fire but im so happy!!! No one will stop me from the grind now!!:steamhappy:
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Gelid ♥  [author] 15 Nov, 2021 @ 4:53pm 
Thanks for this! 🙏