step 1. make me a coffee, cream with 2 sugars

step 2. walk down to Scranton Pennsylvania and wrangle the Brachiosaurus with your bare hands

step 3. give owen a smoochie kiss and proclaim your love to him

step 4. Assert dominance to Claire and tell her that owen is yours

step 5. hit a blunt with blue

step 6. boom boom get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur

You are now Cabot finch, congratulations!


If that did not help, watch this video I made if you have trouble understanding how to do some of these things!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dindHwcm7ts
Now officially canon in Jurassic World!