I'm warning you - if you're playing sniper you can become homosexual in the future

The real story: there been a guy who played as sniper everytime since 1998 (in QWTF, one year before TFC release). In 2005 he ended up in jail & been boasted about his headshots & dominations. There been also guys, who suffered from snipers (real or not - I don't know). They are just made him sex slave! He's been anal loved by those guys like 8 times per month! When he came out in 2010 he recognized about TF2 release. In 2011 he been walking on the streets where my friends been talking about TF2 & discussing about sniper strength. He's remembered all bullying & shouted like charging demoman! 5 months later we heard the news that he's in the insane house, I we hear no more news about him to this day. We think that he became vegetable...

Now live with that, poor sniper mains. I warned you.