Are you sick of professional players making fun of you? Ever wondered why these punks' insults and whining wanna make ya commit suicide? Simple, you're diagnosed of being a scrub... There's usually no hope but there's still hope though, if you're a scrub, look no further! This guide will ensure those butt-holes won't mess with you anymore!

So, in order to reduce your level of scrubbiness you must follow these simple techniques precisely (as told). You drift a little off, you're gonna end up like bloody Slim shady, lose ya cool, and end up hanging yourself on the top bunk with a floss string. SO PLEASE, READ CAREFULLY.

Ya see, many newbies and scrubs out there have been making horrible decisions and they have very poor confidence over theirselves. Poor self esteem and poor skills to pay the bills will ensure that you end up with a knife up your butt.

Firstly, you first wanna associate yourself with the map of your choice and all the weapons in the game, once you get that in mind you may follow the next step.

Now, you must prepare yourself for any mental or physical contact. Start up a couple of fights in school, get a couple of suspensions. This will provide confidence among your opponents. Cause cockiness is the way of life in CS:GO, you must be as cocky as possible in game.

Obviously many folks misconcept the arts of trolling, it's one hell of a pleasurable thing to do. Trolling consist of advertising nude websites, fapping in the mic, T-bagging constantly, and 0rgasm soundboards. This practice will lead you to making better decisions. If someone tells you to strip in game, you have to know to insert 0rgasm soundboards at the right time. When you frag an opponent and someone has an AWP camping in a F4G spot, you must make a decision of whether you should go and T-bag the juice out of em' or sit back like a coward and detour and die. The right choice is to go and T-bag, even if theres 10 Awpers sitting there, just one T-bag is worth dying for.


When you are in game, you must avoid from buying Kevlar at all cost. If you play casual, drop the kevlar. Buy the desert eagle, fap, and you're ready to Pwnt. Start screaming in the Microphone, causing distortion upon your enemy and you must maintain as a bottom fragger in the score board. Cause in reality you're the best in being on the bottom. The point is you must be the best in at least one aspect, and being in the bottom is the way of life. (Maintain a steady K/D of 0...)
whenever possible, buy an AWP and rush in the middle noscoping your enemy with swag while running and die in a fire fight, eventually it'll cause the enemy to equip the awp and brutally murder your whole team, once again. You're the best in everything. Buy flashbangs and decoys, and bounce it on a teammate. It'll boost them like steroids up their butts. When you feel like you're juicing up alot of people and your teammates are trying to kick you and poo in your mouth, THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS, DON'T ARGUE. You got the swag that they don't consist of. To compensate this, set your profile pic as a big furious black man on crack to intimidate your opponent. This will make em' think twice before insulting you. Remember, your enemy is your team and your team is your enemy, keep this in mind and you'll do well.