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Beginners Guide to Commends: How to Commend farm
By Faux
Oh hey there looking for some commends? well let me tell you a story... [ECH] Fox
   
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Introductions...
My story is one of honor and glory... Executive Officer of [ECH] Echelon, Colonial Senator, and Major in game. I am a friendly person and surprisingly enough "not" a furry. I have been playing foxhole since before World Conquest and have been raking in commends ever since. But that's enough of me lets teach you how to be a winner.
Basics of Commendations

--INTRODUCTIONS--
My story is one of honor and glory...
Executive Officer of [ECH] Echelon, Colonial
Senator, and Major in game. I am a friendly
person and surprisingly enough "not" a furry.
I have been playing foxhole since before World
Conquest and have been raking in commends
ever since. But that's enough of me lets teach
you how to be a winner.

--THIS GRAPH--
Alright winners, to start look at this table.

This is the commendie Bible this is what you
look at and just think wow I must almost be
there just a few more away. Rather simple,
what you is you look at this table find the rank
you are and look for To advance to the next
rank and there you go your all set!

To be a winner you must first feel like a winner.
You gotta keep your eyes of that prize you
know, gotta keep focus, all you have to do is
focus your small PTE brain on is those sweet
Commendies. Give into the rush of those
numbers going up. AHHHH... The sweet rush of
numbers going up!

Not too fast now! I still havent told you the
process. We'll cover it later much later when
your ready... bottom line is getting that tit for tat.

Now in true winner fashion you should always
keep track of those commendies we will talk
about this later. Just dont forget the loss of IRL
friends means the process is working.

Check on Learning- What is most valuable?
-Commends -Honor -Friendship -Women

The answer is Commends.

Ways To Play The System
In Foxhole there's many great ways to get commends but today we are only going to focus of the most advance and efficient means to getting those sweet sweet commends. Generally there are 3 ways I find best.

-Join a Clan
-Making friends
-Frontline Logistics


Now I know its a controversial list but lets think clearly right... Alright Commends come from other players right? Now Just think about that What are people made of? Desperation and a Need for companionship. Now Look at most Veteran players have... COMMENDS! Very simply what you will do is Sell your soul in order to harvest them for all they have think of them as the Dirty Sugar Daddy's they are.

But here's the problem... How do you find them? Well lets get into this with our first lesson

Alright what happens when these sad veterans get lonely or feel the need "Companions" Well they look for Little Lance Corporal Larry and try and recruit him into his Clan and then Groom -I mean train them to become the best little monkeys they can....

In the end lets be honest Clans are usually composed of a lot of high ranking players right, well lets take a closer look... No they're exactly what they look like communities within the game who become friends and commend each other. In a way its a desperate feedback cycle. Think of This figure...


Very Fitting right we have all 3 right off the bat. But- HOLY $#@# What is that?!? A sense of Belonging? Ha what a dummy anyone whos anyone knows Commends are the only sensesable thing in the game.
THE BOTTOM LINE
GOOD PEOPLE GET COMMENDS

Commends should be given to people who make the community better.
A Sense of Belonging?
When a young man finally meets the one, he'll know.

This is the part where I shamelessly try and Recruit for my clan.

We're the clan with the funny name: [ECH] Echelon.
Less Brain cells, More Incels
https://discord.gg/BKY6T8nr

Also please commend me if you see me ( I'm Trying to win a Bet)
5 Comments
Outlaw 24 Sep, 2024 @ 1:28pm 
Solid
ladkeysladkey 17 Mar, 2022 @ 6:17pm 
instructions unclear, turned my computer into a source of warmth.
BillaBamZilla 2 Jan, 2022 @ 11:12am 
Aren't you the guy who made signs in Great March that say "Will suck dick in VRChat for commends".
Fluffy 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:15am 
Downvote
AmTree 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:36am 
Instructions unclear, got stuck at OCdt