Counter-Strike 2

Counter-Strike 2

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How to play Silver CS:GO
By 🐾BlueBerryRetardCat🐱*Meow* and 1 collaborators
A guide for anyone in silvers to play in silver and stay in silver!
if you threw down to this rank or got it normally this will definitely ensure you rank no further!
   
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Hello and welcome this guide is clearly for you (you are so good at this game)
With my guide you'll be garbage in no time flat!

Some bullet points to let you know how to fit in with silvers if you threw down to them and wanna not look like you're throwing or if you just wanna play with friend here's what you can do to better fit in.
  • *do not use your mic no matter how tempted
  • *always tell the person in a 1v5 or situation to pick him up an awp while the enemies are still alive
  • *on T side play defensively and SLOW push everything
  • *on T side peek the CTs one at a time and DO NOT use flashes
  • *if you must throw nades throw them poorly
  • *if on CT side rush the Ts
  • *if a person is top leaderboard on your team they can do whatever they want shut up
  • *if playing on CT randomly switch spots with someone with no communication
  • *do not stay consistent with which site you go to in CT side
  • *buy nothing on pistol round you need that 800$!!!
  • *if your teammate says dont peek him you must peek him
  • *Remember the auto is the best gun in the game if the enemy has it complain if you have it good job!
  • *ask your teammates to kick you instead of just leaving and taking the 30 minute cooldown simply because you do not wish to play anymore or didn't make time for the game
  • *talk smack to the enemy team constantly instead of playing the game over all-chat
  • *throw flashes randomly
  • *bait your teammates (after all you're the big hero right)
  • *site pushes are for everyone else, you're a lurker
  • *remember to always think that YOU are better than your teammates above all else
  • *buy lots of expensive skins they do make you play better after all
  • *report the enemy team for winning
  • *get reported for winning
  • *listen to music until the last few rounds of the game (you have spotify right?)
  • *play on some old laptop or have a bad internet connection and constantly D/C
  • *save on halftime
  • *NEVER EVER hang on to the bomb throw it to a teammate or on the ground you do not need it!
  • *ABOVE ALL ELSE everything is EVERYONE elses fault NOT YOURS! (who's the best THAT'S RIGHT YOU!)


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AAAAND that's my guide if it's too hard to follow then you might just be pretty good at this game, bye bye!
1 Comments
Shiro♌ 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm 
I was expecting a spam with false informations, but this could actually work.
Another thing to not is, that you may not want to control your recoil properly, so you'll miss enemies.

And, the last, yet, the most important thing, you shall not use the chat at all - You don't want to be globally muted outta blue and just like that.

Overall, well done! :thumb::plusone: